How come your payment’s always coming up short?
You seem to have a problem with your child support.
Your baby mama’s gonna think you’re not a good sport.
So pay it. Just pay it.
Your shit is raggedy; your alibi’s lame.
For this disaster you’ve got just yourself to blame
And only lots of dough can restore your good name.
So pay it just to stay out of jail.
Just pat it; pay it.
How often must we say it?
Cancel your cable; lose the cell phone.
Get with a rommate; take out a loan.
Just pay it.
Waiting for God to “delete” her. She’ll be in a “better place”.
That is awesome!
This one is getting shared.
Some people are so clever!
Those who live by the Delete Button,
Die by the Delete Button.
LOL, love it!
Here’s another parody of the same song:
THE MICHAEL JACKSON CHILD SUPPORT SONG
How come your payment’s always coming up short?
You seem to have a problem with your child support.
Your baby mama’s gonna think you’re not a good sport.
So pay it. Just pay it.
Your shit is raggedy; your alibi’s lame.
For this disaster you’ve got just yourself to blame
And only lots of dough can restore your good name.
So pay it just to stay out of jail.
Just pat it; pay it.
How often must we say it?
Cancel your cable; lose the cell phone.
Get with a rommate; take out a loan.
Just pay it.
Waiting for God to “delete” her. She’ll be in a “better place”.
That is awesome!
This one is getting shared.
Some people are so clever!
Those who live by the Delete Button,
Die by the Delete Button.