Kansas City Star: His flatulence stopped one police interrogation, but not a continuing investigation that has resulted in a 24-year-old Kansas City man facing federal gun and drug charges.
Sean A. Sykes Jr., is charged in U.S. District Court possession with intent to sell cocaine and being a felon in possession of three firearms, two of which were reported stolen.
The charges stem from Kansas City police traffic stops on Sept. 1 and Nov. 5, according to court documents.
On Sept. 1, Sykes was in a car that police searched and found a backpack that contained various drugs and two handguns. One of the guns, a .357 Magnum, had been reported stolen out of a car in Independence a few days earlier, according to the documents.
After he’s raped a few times in the jailhouse he’ll never let out another peep.
Dindunuffin sept fart. Dis cleely be raaaacism
He’s just lucky it wasn’t an SBD (silent but deadly) fart, those are the worst except for dog farts.
Someone’s been eatin dat afried shiken !
I would expect that kind of thing from Rosie O’Donnal, but not from a drug dealer.
Cocaine farts.
I really hate when that happens…
What, no smell-o-vision?
Scratch ‘n’ Sniff or it didn’t happen.
I empathize. I myself cannot sit through an Obama speech, which is fundamentally the same thing.
Sean A. Sykes Jr. – name sounds familiar. Is that Pfffft Diddy?
DON’T SAY ANYTHING TO THE POLICE
They are not there to help you, they are there to PROSECUTE YOU, and help themselves in the process.
Where you going today? –None of your business.
Where you from? –None of your business.
Where do you live? –None of your business.
What’s in the trunk? –None of your business.
What’s in your backpack? –None of your business.
What are you doing around here? –None of your business.
Have you been drinking today? –None of your business.
You let A LAWYER answer those questions. You are NOT legally obligated to cooperate with them other than certain parameters: license, registration, insurance, I.D.
Did anyone else laugh uncontrollably after reading that ? I took of fit of laughing for at least 10 minutes. Is that strange ? I’m still laughing…
That was so funny i had tears in my eyes laughing. Bathroom humor makes me laugh.
Half-Assed-Patriot: You forgot one:
Q: May I search your car?
A: No.