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from CBS:
BALTIMORE — A Danish ship and a U.S. Navy vessel collided in Baltimore’s Inner Harbor on Sunday morning, according to authorities.
The “Danmark” was being tugged by a smaller boat when it smashed into some wood pilings a few minutes after 11 a.m., officials said.
The tugboat then pulled the Danmark into the U.S. Minneapolis-St. Paul, according to authorities.
U.S. military personnel said in a statement facilitated by the Baltimore Police Department that no one was injured during the collision.
They thought it was Feet Week and came to buy shoes…
After their singular act of war against the United States and on behalf of their government, the Danish sailors immediately surrendered to the captain of the USS Minneapolis-St. Paul, and in their defeat, the Danish government quickly applied for U.S. foreign aid to buy LNG (gas) from U.S. companies. However, their plea was turned down by the Biden administration on account of all foreign aid funds are currently committed to Ukraine.
“We try again next year – if we don’t freeze to death first in winter!” said Danish Foreign Minister, Jeppe Kofod. Meanwhile, relations between the crews of both ship’s were reported to be excellent.
There was no semen found onboard.
Elmira Fudd, Captain of the Danmark changed the ships name to Gonaleavamark, which means “caution” in Danish…
The can’t steer a ship but I bet they were hot.
Their Burqah’s fell over Their Eyes…
I wonder how they parallel park on land.
I bet it makes for hilarious film footage.
With all those women sailors on the main deck flashing the Navy sailors, there was no one left to pilot and navigate their ship.
Ha ha ha!
I know someone who lives in Denmark. He said he will never marry a Danish woman. He said they wear the pants and expect men to obey.
I’m surprised Russia doesn’t invade.
I’m sure someone tossed in a wager about parallel parking and the rest is history.
Who was driving the tugboat? seems that would be relevant. Maybe Afghani interpreters, or Syrian refugees.
Damn it Mary I said your other left!
Valhalla is in mourning.
Wow, I wonder how SeeBS missed the fact the ship was crewed by women?
BTW, tugboat pilots are very , VERY well paid, because of their supposed skill in preventing this kind of incident.
Tony R, it would not surprise me in the least if we were retraining Somali pirates to be tugboat operators, probably through a Congressional appropriation sponsored by Ilhan Omar. Maybe ir’s no coincidence that the Minneapolis-St. Paul got hit.
Especially since our military is back in Somalia in a big way. Although you’d never know it from our media.
Is it possible that an engine on the tug went out at a bad time? The could send the tug off in a bad direction with little anyone could do about it.
Or it could be a new tug boat captain who will soon be looking for a new job, but offhand, I would say it is possible that the Danish crew members were innocent bystanders. If the tug pulls the ship off in a wrong direction all the crew could do is watch.
Wouldn’t it be the tug boat who is at fault and not the Danmark? Would appreciate more journalism, less of owning the libs.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to pilot a ship while putting on eye makeup?
Women drivers; no survivors.