It would be extremely easy to Photoshop a ring off his finger.
BUT, Bangkok isn’t too far away from Laos, and they have some rough trade that might be to Obama’s liking.
Update: Diogenes says, “pffffft, you don’t have to go to Bangkok.”
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Obama: He’s “The First Ladyboy.”
So the dickhead finally broke up with Reggie Love! Must have been those Laos girly boys that did ole Reggie in!
He traded in his wedding for a sphincter ring. Besides a wedding ring only gets in the way when you’re out hunting for fecal gherkins.
@BFH, i’ve been killing people with that one all day. Thanks for that!
He get tired of being married to a chick with a dick?
..except it isn’t even a wedding ring lol. Ohh the deceptions and lies these days.
The boy took it off for Ramadan (when you’re prohibited from wearing jewelry) and he forgot to wear it again. The ring is some Moslem ring he started wearing before college.
Soros still has the boy wearing a nose ring.
There he is, looking at his hand and wishin’ he had a shit pickle.
Man’s Country, Obama, has the boys lined up for some humm humm. Licky licky is his favorite pass time. Ew.
Obama puts the Louse in Laos.
He must have gotten dressed in a hurry as he forgot his wedding ring, suit jacket and tie. Anyone else think he’s too casually dressed for a President? One too many buttons unbuttoned…is he wearing flip flops too?
@ Illustr8r, yes, flip flops and crotchless panties.
Hope you get aids ya faggot
Actually he’s a bit frustrated do to moochie’s hormone treatments. They leave him too flacid and nowhere for Obie to workout those big purple lips.
It has often been said that the man plays with fire. Perhaps that flame revealed, in the common tongue, “One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them. One ring to find them all and in the darkness bind them.”
It isn’t a wedding ring. He wore that ring before he met his manly husband Mooch. It has an islamic inscription that probably denotes his loyalty to the caliphate.
Like Hillary, he’s really married to Satan. They are the opposite of nuns.
Cross species unions never work, especially for a closeted queer, middle-aged leader from behind and a First Hatey Sasquatch.
He looks like he’s toasted again.