In a surprising announcement last night, owner of the Carolina Panthers, Jerry Richardson indicated that he will be selling his team. The sudden desire to dump the franchise comes as stories have been leaking out of on going investigations into Richardson’s “misconduct” in the workplace.
Quick to state an interest was none other than the rap impresario, Sean “Diddy” Combs. If Mr. Combs could acquire the Panthers, he would become the first black owner of an NFL team. Diddy indicated his intention to immediately hire Colin Kaepernick to lead his team.
They already have a black quarterback on that team. But don’t let that stop them, I hope they do this.
P. Diddy – doing to football what he did to music.
If Diddy manages this, will the fans be visible in night games?
New name, The Black Panthers.
No one hired without a felony charge.
Nice business move.
Yes. Colon can “lead the team” into oblivion.
Maybe they can all sit down together and wipe each other’s flopsweat.
Just think! The non-Patriots playing the Patriots! What a dream come true!
Do it, P. Diddley, you rascal you!
Oh boy, just what I was looking for: something else not to watch.
I hope Diddly buys the team. And I want BeNancy to buy another, and Oprah and Mooch & Squirrel can buy teams too.
Let them buy all the NFL teams for the Billions of dollars that they are claimed to be worth.
Then we’ll talk next year.
@Anonymous
Diddly…..I like that !
I thought he said he was going to buy the whole NFL last month or so. I guess he decided to do it in installments.
Post of the Day award goes to…. CATO!!
Go for it Puff, and you may be interested in buying up beany baby collections, I hear that is the next big thing.
How the hell are they gonna lift the injured players onto the team golf cart’s after they install the 24 inch rims and tires?
Cato said: “No one hired without a felony charge.”
I’m pretty sure they’re 90% towards meeting this goal already.
It might be easier to just make Colin a singer….
Isn’t he running for President in the next election? Oh, wait, that was Kanye West! I always get those vapid assholes confused!
Poo-Diddy has to much money anyway. He should waste some.
Okay. So are some black celebrities going to buy every team and all of them make Colin their quarterback? That sounds like a great plan to me.
Luckily, Mr. Combs did not make his rap fortune by glamorizing drug dealing, promoting gang violence, murder or treating hoes like dumb cumbuckets.
Otherwise, the NFL would be in a quandary given their PC Culture and that the Panthers owner is out over making creepy old man comments. And not rapping about taking hoes back to da crib to smoke PCP.
P.Diddy has announced that if they win the Super Bowl, they will forgo rings and opt for Gold Chains with a big X and Fidel Castro tribute Jerseys.
He be buying it on layaway.
EVERY TIME A BLACK SAYS SOMETHING STUPID, THEY RESPOND:
“Oh you just don’t understand black hyperbole.”
(also called “lying.”)
Does anyone else think that the real reason Richardson is selling the Panthers is that he think his team is at maximum value now and will only decline?
Veering away from the traditional intent of winning games, I see…..
Exactly Anonymous…Selling because He knows that Season Ticket
sales for next year will be in the dumpster…and they’ve
killed the Golden Goose.
GOOD! Better that a stupid negro spend his American money on something which is
1) (hopefully) guaranteed not to harm our culture, and
2) (hopefully) guaranteed to lose him a ton of dough.
Turning the NFL into ghettos…one team at a time.
lucky Jerry … about this time, I suspect many NFL owners wouldn’t mind getting out of a bad market
Diddy is just a prop. He isn’t that rich. A Deep State Soros type is the real financial source. All done to continue undermining the NFL francise by hiring Crapernick and other nefarious socialist tactics.
Replace Cam Newton with Colin Kraperdick? To hell with Winning football games, let’s just make the starting line-ups out of the greatest “Social Justice Warriors” you can find. Might as well have Al Sharpton coach, and good luck with all that.
Pee Diddley is more like it!
Fine, OK, but does anybody really need another reason to despise the NFL?
“A fool and his money are soon parted.” Is an old bit of advice
A saying held in such high regard for being the truth that people argue about who said it first.
What ever the history of its origin and how often it has been proven accurate – this nfl deal has a good chance of not harming its record of accuracy, and extending its – told ya so – record.
[fingers crossed. I’d like to see if the millionaire whiners still whine & take knee after a huge pay cut, down to the average level of a Joe Six Pack income] It would be even sweeter if they had to pay people, out of their own pocket, to sit in the stands and watch the game.
Zimmerman jumped bad at Piddly cause he was gonna make doculie about St. Trayvon.
Stoop Dog jumped in, they forget, the white hispanic is battle tested.