The giant tortoise on the Galapogos Island of Espanola were down to a mere two males and twelve females, that was until Diego was discovered at the San Diego zoo and relocated to repopulate the remote Islands in 1976. Since then Diego has has sired 800 offspring and is responsible for 40 percent of the current population of giant tortoises on Espanola.
The Bill Clinton of the tortoise world.
that was until Diego was discovered at the San Diego zoo and relocated to repopulate the remote Islands in 1976
Was Diego “discovered” or did he rather bring attention to himself?
Go Diego Go
Do they have turtle Viagra?
The previous turtle stud got confused about what giving head meant…Diego figured it out…
They want a Turtle with a slow hand
they want somebody with an easy touch
they want a Turtle that’ll spend some time
not go off in a heated rush
they want at Turtle with a slow hand
Turtle dick used to be an insult.
The most interesting turtle man in the world.
He can bring an entire species back from extinction by himself.
And when he drinks beer it’s Tres Equis.
he’s dickin’ bimbos
@cfm990:
Come Diego Come
Grand Master of the slow poke.
The Hare and the Tortoise.
The race went to the slow and sure.
It may have taken Tommy the Turtle a little while to get there but when he did, getta room, bada bing, bada boom, in your womb!
The other tortoise said why don’t we run down there and make love to a couple of the ladies. Diego said why don’t we walk down there and make love to all of them.
“Single-handedly” bringing them back from extinction? Just how do tortoises copulate?
single-penilely?
@ marleenna 1959
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I worry about the inbred situation of the Galapagos now. They may start exhibiting the “charms” of the inbred muzzies.
p.s. My sister had a really, really dumb tortoise that really, really loved a rock in his outdoor space.
The tortoise my sister and I had as kids was a celibate who honored his state in life. He didn’t even attack rocks.
Well, it’d been a long time…
Like watching two main battle tanks mating. A roar of exhaust, the treads churn and somemone falls off.
Sadly, Diego hasn’t produced any offspring of late. Things were going along great until he fell in love with that damned Army helmet…
Diego is better-looking than most of my ex-boyfriends.
Persistence and determination wins
I’ve never been drunk enough to think about sex with a tortoise…..maybe I have…
Just how do tortoises copulate?
First the male tortoise takes the female to a nice restaurant.
Then maybe a movie or a show.
A few drinks at the club.
And, if he’s lucky, and she’s not too tired ….
@ Joe…LOLOL….you forgot the beggin’ part…