Why do lesbians have dildos? They aren’t turned on by men but want women to shove penis replicants into them. That’s like gay men fooling around with artificial vaginas.
Oh, wait, gay men do fiddle about with artificial vaginas. It’s called their anus.
Poor, poor mentally ill people. The irony is that when we point out this mental illness we are the ones called “phobic.” It would seem to me that they are the ones afraid of real penis and vagina, respectively.
The confrontation Saturday evening occurred while a St. Petersburg Police Department officer was inside the home of Annette Kielhurn, 57, and Gamze Capaner-Ridley.
The cop was present to oversee Capaner-Ridley’s removal of personal belongings from the house, a move apparently prompted by Capaner-Ridley’s filing the prior day for a civil domestic violence injunction against Kielhurn.
After the women tussled over possession of a dress, Officer Eric Blomgren directed Kielhurn not to touch the 47-year-old Capaner-Ridley. However, “Shortly afterwards the defendant intentionally shoved a ‘dildo’ in the victim’s face and grabbed her right arm while arguing whose it belonged to,” Blomgren reported.
As a result, the cop arrested Kielhurn for domestic battery. An arrest affidavit does not indicate whether the dildo was seized as evidence.
Seen above, Kielhurn–who has Capaner-Ridley’s first name tattooed on her chest–was booked into jail on the misdemeanor charge. She was released from custody after posting $500 bond. According to court records, Kielhurn was arrested in late-June for trespassing (and the case is pending).
Kielhurn, a former New York State corrections officer, served about three years in prison for narcotics trafficking after a 1996 police search of her rental car turned up 25 kilos of cocaine in the vehicle’s trunk.
ht/ jason chisel
just throw the dildo over the power lines like everybody else.
Lucky Me, I have 2 of those LGQRSWZ’s (or whatever they call themselves) Lesbians at work, The part that pisses me off the most is.. Don’t tease me like your a straight chic when you claim to be a carpet muncher.
Not a laughing matter, folks. Imagine a 24″ hard rubber, double-header. I bet in NYC you can go to jail on weapons possession charges for hitting someone with that thing.
Which reminds me of a scene from “Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naGOZoHxA-I
Isn’t it funny how women can sexually harass at work without any repercussions.
Actually, in my experience, gay men and gay women can do about anything they want at work because they are a protected class.
There’s a group of 5 or 6 that come into the bar occasionally.
All are hideous, dumpy mannish looking broads with buzz cut
hairdos. They have been known to fist fight in the parking lot
when drunk. They smell bad.
Personal observation: Most lesbians I know actually enjoyed hetero sex, but they hate men more. Bad experiences, too ugly to get a man or whatever. The gay men I know don’t hate women, they want to be them. They also seem to have a fascination with big boobs. Mommy issues? Idk Like I said, just my own observation.
…and this is weird…I’ve known a few gay men (three, to be exact) who were always very flirty with me. Me. A female. It was like they were playing some kind of game, to see if they could elicit some kind of flirty/sexual response from the straight girl. But because it was just so darned bizarre, I always just kept my internal titillater in the off position. Did not return the sexual energy, so it was incredibly awkward, yet satisfying (for me).
They were fighting over a DRESS?
I can’t imagine either one of them in a dress.
When lesbians attack . . .
“Why do lesbians have dildos?” No more difficult questions, please. I am still perplexed by a male > female transgender, keeps his junk, and is hetero. But I am too dumb or drunk to understand anything anymore.
WTFO.
So…..do you go to Walmart ask for dildo batteries?
I have never heard of dildo batteries.
I assume it’s the big ‘D’ ones…
Since we’re asking:
Why are there Soy Burgers and Vegan Hot Dogs? Why copy something you disdain? Just like “gay marriage”, why copy what you want to destroy?
How odd that the narrative out there is that same-sex relationships never have disharmony, domestic violence or separation. This kinda puts a different face on that BS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_kdNmAp588
It’s actually pretty well known among health care providers that there is a MUCH higher incidence of domestic violence between homosexuals than between normals. Gay men love to beat each other up, especially inflicting sexual-oriented injury. Lesbians have an even higher rate than gay men, but the injuries tend to be more typical (non-sexual, for lack of a better term).
I also really like where BFH is going with gays/lesbians being ‘vagina-phobic’/’penis-phobic’. Homosexuality is generally the result of sexual abuse (typically in childhood), so the idea really fits well.
Well ,
Since where on the topic of dildo’s ……
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNQWfRaTHLM
The link is ADULT SATTIRE , NO X-RATED STUFF .
The irony of the video is dead on . The continuation of the raping of our constitutional republic & our bill of rights .Being forced to pay for others foolishness.
I don’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors . If they believe in the constitution & bill of rights call themselves patriots…Fine … Everything else is between you & your creator.
I don’t want to PAY for the end result. Personal responsibility , yeah i know , i know . No need to explain further ….
The protected class mentality creates resentment , a secular group of people who want more right’s over their fellow man . That in itself is injustice… A direct violation of others natural right to life, liberty & the pursuit of happiness.
S.F.Y. Out …
And why are lesbians fat? I want to know! Can’t we get some federal money to fund research on this?
What? Oh. Never mind.
The ugly old lesbo was beaned on her bean by a 24″ hard rubber, double header Obama!
Speaking of ‘soy burgers’. How are soybeans and dildos, alike?
They’re both “meat substitutes”. 😆
Here’s a money-making idea: Steam-powered dildos. Put a picture of Gwyneth Paltrow with one on the box.
whoa! back up…those are pictures of women???!!!