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  1. My dad drove us all over the country in outsized staton wagons with oversized engines and only stopped driving them because they stopped making them. These were the kind with the trick door that opened sideways or down, the sliding down glass in the back window, the rear-facing no seatbelt having kid seat that folded up from the rear deck just in front of the window so you could make faces at the people following or just creep them out by staring, and sometimes the window was down and you could do experiments with seeing how high your sister’s dolls would bounce if you dropped them out the back at highway speeds. If someone got tired it was easy to just throw a mattress, be it an air mattress or an actual one, back in the area behind the front facing seat, it was that roomy, and sleep your way to a St. Louis in the days well before they would beat you up for the crime of being White.

    These land whales had mush bucket suspensions and weighted a whole bunch, so they had a real nice ride even if they didn’t always turn as fast as Dad would have liked or brake as fast as Dad thought they should. Some of this on longer trips also helped to enhance my vocabulary as Dad would sometimes let out words I was told he must have learned in the Air Force because nice people didn’t talk like that according to my Mom as she glared at him while trying to refold the road map, dozens of which we had in the commodious glove box. It was also fun to slide along the bench seats and have the privilege sometimes of sitting between Mom and Dad in the middle because you COULD then, and learn things like how you can pull OUT the radio push buttons and then push them back IN to assign them to stations that Dad didn’t particularly WANT them assigned to, and all those sliders for the HVAC system were fun too, good times, good times…

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  2. Aside from the wood panels and the avocado color, it’s basically a Suburban or an Escalade. Nothing that a rapper would be ashamed to be seen in, with the right rims and trim package.

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  3. I miss cars that float you down the highway on a couch while steering them with 2 fingers on an extra thin steering wheel. If they built what was an easily obtainable common land yacht from the 70s and 80s today with equal interior comfort it would be considered a high end luxury vehicle for over $100k.

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  4. Our first “family” vehicle was a Ford station wagon. That thing got us through college after my now ex hurt his back and went back to college on rehab. Then we moved to Indiana and back. It was a workhorse. When we finally swapped it out for an SUV it was like losing part of the family.

    And nothing I’ve had since has been as reliable either.

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  5. Had a ’73 Pontiac station wagon… 455″ engine… Turbo 400 transmission… air bags for the suspension that could be accessed on the driver’s side front inner fender. Can’t remember why I sold it but still miss it to this day. What a boat!!

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  6. Miss the Pontiac station wagon from childhood. Don’t miss the rear facing back seat deviod of air conditioning… Later, spent many hours “fixing” rust holes in a friend’s LTD wagon….but boat-o-matic, oh-yeah!

  7. I have my maternal grandfather’s 1971 Lincoln Continental Mark III in my garage. It is so pimp. I have been trying to decide whether to restore her back to original, or a restomod with Bluetooth connectivity, modern suspension, things like that. On the flip side, the car has the 460 c.i. engine, 4 barrel carb, rear drive, all the fun stuff. She gets about 3 feet to the gallon & sounds like a jet when you floor it. Whooosh!!! A very sharp looking car, as well. It is not chopped, but the roof line came from the factory looking like it was. Black on black, still shiny paint. I have never bothered to look at what she’s worth, as she is priceless to me & will never even consider selling. Seeing the family truckster above tells me that I will be in my shop this weekend, looking for parts online! The war wagon will rise again!

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  8. @Redcat 66
    Cars like yours are getting really popular at local cruise-ins. People keeping the original and also resto-moding them. Look up the local cruise-ins in your area. They are fun to go to and you meet so many like-minded people.

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  9. @ CJ
    Try waiting longer before pushing buttons again.
    It seems to take a few seconds to process before posting and when you retry it stops the process. Any who, that’s what I got.

  10. @Jethro & @Smarter than a Circus Dog. The town about 30 miles north of my abode has brought back the weekend cruise-in. I will be attending in the fall when I get some needed work on done on the car, brakes, tires, etc. No, Circus Dog it is not a hearse & I am definitely not a Mennonite!!! That made my day! Had a good laugh. Thanks!

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