Independent
An American Airlines flight was reportedly delayed after a “disgruntled” passenger loudly passed gas and was removed from the plane.
In a viral Reddit post shared to the r/Austin subreddit, user u/Glamgalatx detailed their recent American Airlines flight from Phoenix, Arizona, to Austin, Texas. According to the Reddit user, the incident took place on Sunday 14 January. More
jumpin jack flash – it’s a gas, gas, gas
Funniest passenger comment: “We were just dumbfounded that he could go thru the entire alphabet before running out of gas! That Asshole had pretty good enunciation!!”
…that’s OK, they can’t even keep the wheels on them any more…
https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/nose-wheel-fell-off-delta-airlines-boeing-757-before-takeoff-faa-report-says/ar-BB1hanPy
“audibly disgruntled”…”possibly hungover”…BENITO THE BOMBED BEANER, WAS THAT YOU???
Wheels come off, and other demonstrations of Murphy’s Law. The noteworty thing here is that the other wheel stayed on, as opposed to running the aiplane into a ditch then and there. As they say, its not the fall that kills you, but the sudden stop.
Let the investigators do their thing, then you can speculate as to who did or did not do what.
He had huevos
IAMAI
B U L L S – I T
No Aqua
That must of been some fart if it could remove him from the airplane.
Plug it up, plug it up!
Doesn’t hot air keep the plane buoyant??
Stop gastrointestinal shaming me.
Ex wife could release a stealth death cloud that could empty a sports stadium. Good God, I have no idea what she was eating to produce such a stench. Cat food maybe. Who the hell knows?
A gassenger – proving once again it’s better to be cheesed off than to be cheesed on.
This passenger would have been looked on as a god in my grade school by the rest of the boys.
In a strange twist of events, the passenger turned out to be a crop duster.
asked for some work @ the dairy, but hr said they would not pay me for cutting the cheese
Discretion is everything. I once had a fart-attack on a flight from LA to DC. I couldn’t help it; my guts were just shot out from 4 weeks in Asia. And after a 14 hour flight from Singapore, I was a-gas. I set my overhead blower to try to whisk it all away, but to now avail. So I just laid back in my seat, eyes closed pretending to be asleep for almost 5 hours while making that plane smell like the flight from Dubai to Dhaka. Many people bitched about the farts, but nobody knew it was me; That guy sleeping in seat F.
True Story IO TM
New York, NY
1998 or 1999 maybe 1997
Pre-2K
Location: Little Italy, New York, NY
Day: Sunday Afternoon after Saturday in the Park
Lady at Table #2: [speaking to her 2 tablemates] Somebody killed the Bathroom.
Dude at Table #1: [speaking to his female tablemate] Did you hear that?
END SCENE
START TIME REVERSE WAVES
FADE TO BLACK
NEXT SCENE
LOCATION: Saturday Night in NY City
Korean Noodle House and KimChee Grill
Radish Kimchee Night
Half-Price Beers
Happy Hours
END PROMO CLIP
was that hitlery or whoopee releasing the stench?
Anonomice – so YOU were the one!! 🤣
Just give the guy a window seat. I hear there is plenty of ventilation.
He was in the hot seat…
Back in the 90’s I was on a C-17 flight from New England to Kuwait with a 14 hour layover in Germany. The only passengers was our 9 person team and a telephone switch we were going to install. While in Germany 5 of the guys went on a bender. They drank the dark beer and ate the pickled eggs and spicy sausages. The next day at 35,000 feet the gastrointestinal timers went off for the 5 guys. There was not a safe spot on that plane.