That IS disturbing. Who knew that Volvo made a hearse?!
The ultimate in recycling: Human Mulch!
“Love your planet with your loved one!”
Organic fertilizer and environmentally friendly disposal service.
would a trash compactor make more sense ?
Chipper Funeral Home.
Must be Minnesota.
The funeral operator probably grows giant tomatoes.
PDT’s new ICEmobile
A Liberals’ personal vehicle? I mean, it’s perfect for shredding every Constitution they come across.
Solent Green factory
Last seen headed to “Fargo”.
Thank you very mulch.
Do they stump and grind, also?
New funeral/mortuary service for Chicago? “You do the dead’n, we’ll handle the shred’n”. Brings back memories of a friend of mine. She purchased a retired hearse and with her dad’s help, converted it to a camper. This was around the time those “Phantasm” movies were out. It was fun watching the looks of horror on people’s faces when we would pull into a KOA.
That’s one way for Europe to take care of their rapefugee problem.
“Well, there is a third option, Mrs. Grunwald…”
🙂
(h/t – The Lonely Libertarian)
Somewhere in Fargo, perhaps?
Hearses make good work vans. I used one in my business years ago. I got the cops called on me one time by a guys neighbors when we were digging a hole in his front yard. The cops showed up and told me it was against the law to bury a person in the front yard of a home. We all had a good laugh when they found out that my hearse was being used as a work van. Another time half a funeral procession followed me into the parking lot of a beer joint. They all looked confused when I got out and went inside.
@Alan: How were you able to resist painting the “Ghostbusters” logo on it?
I knew a young submarine sailor who bought one
in Groton and lived in the barracks. He threw
a mattress in the back and dark curtains. It was
his date mobile.
The Clintons started a limousine service?
That IS disturbing. Who knew that Volvo made a hearse?!
The ultimate in recycling: Human Mulch!
“Love your planet with your loved one!”
Organic fertilizer and environmentally friendly disposal service.
would a trash compactor make more sense ?
Chipper Funeral Home.
Must be Minnesota.
The funeral operator probably grows giant tomatoes.
PDT’s new ICEmobile
A Liberals’ personal vehicle? I mean, it’s perfect for shredding every Constitution they come across.
Solent Green factory
Last seen headed to “Fargo”.
Thank you very mulch.
Do they stump and grind, also?
New funeral/mortuary service for Chicago? “You do the dead’n, we’ll handle the shred’n”. Brings back memories of a friend of mine. She purchased a retired hearse and with her dad’s help, converted it to a camper. This was around the time those “Phantasm” movies were out. It was fun watching the looks of horror on people’s faces when we would pull into a KOA.
That’s one way for Europe to take care of their rapefugee problem.
“Well, there is a third option, Mrs. Grunwald…”
🙂
(h/t – The Lonely Libertarian)
Somewhere in Fargo, perhaps?
Hearses make good work vans. I used one in my business years ago. I got the cops called on me one time by a guys neighbors when we were digging a hole in his front yard. The cops showed up and told me it was against the law to bury a person in the front yard of a home. We all had a good laugh when they found out that my hearse was being used as a work van. Another time half a funeral procession followed me into the parking lot of a beer joint. They all looked confused when I got out and went inside.
@Alan: How were you able to resist painting the “Ghostbusters” logo on it?
https://www.driving.co.uk/news/ecto-2-five-cars-for-the-2016-ghostbusters-reboot/
🙂
Ashes to ashes, Dusty to dust….
Funeral home offers cut rate burials – no casket.
I knew a young submarine sailor who bought one
in Groton and lived in the barracks. He threw
a mattress in the back and dark curtains. It was
his date mobile.
@reboot: He had dates in a wood chipper?
😉