I see we’re wrapping up our 8 year tour of duty exactly the same way we launched it: with a taxpayer funded tour of several national parks out west. This time Barry warned that unless we do something about global warming, there will be no more National Parks! Recalling the first time he saw a moose in Yosemite…
MORE @ Michelle’s Mirror.
holy COW .. obviously moose doesn’t ever use a full length mirror … YIKES
Glad to miss the rearview on that. Must’ve looked like two wombats shtruggling in a garbage bag.
Black thighs fatter !
And to think she spends tens of thousands of taxpayer money on these designer duds.
Don’t they need to visit a Disney resort in Florida and do some late night wading?….
Tyrone Sholaces and his porcine partner look very out of place near wild lands. The optic fails to impress.
I’m getting tireder and tireder, more weary by the day.
I just can’t keep up anymore. These pukes never saw a flower or a tree, or a stream or a woods in their whole miserable lives until they found the white house and all the bennies that go with it.
Toned Arms !!1!!1
Most Beautifulest First Lady Since Jackie Kennedy !!!11!!
Remember Chip Wilson from Lululemon when commenting on their yoga pants being transparent:
Questioned for comment on customer complaints about the pants being too sheer and pilling in a recent interview with Bloomberg TV’s Street Smart, Wilson said: “Some women’s bodies just don’t work for it.”
When host Trish Regan pressed Wilson to elaborate, he added, “They don’t work for some women’s bodies. It’s really about the rubbing through the thighs, how much pressure is there over a period of time, how much they use it.”
This photo is likely an example of what he meant…isn’t black supposed to be thinning…shudder…
I think I know where all those kid’s school lunches went.
Looks like we might be getting a new little gorilla soon.
Mr. Mom Jeans and the Accessorized First lady, Good Gawd,
“A negro dressed in black wearing a black watch cap… is still just a negro”. Johnnie Cochran
Fur, since Lycra is skin tight I wonder if you are working on a full nude? Its all there, just change the color.
Please give a spew warning if you post please.
BRING ON MELANIA!! HURRY PLEASE!!
She needs breast enhancements so they can see over her belly…
elephant toe
Amazing that ranger was not injured being so close to the Silverback and that juvenile male. Brave ranger!
WTF? Where is that staff that is supposed to dress her? There isn’t enough Spandex in the USA to keep Moos in place.
Yikes! No wonder Barry’s been hanging out at the bathhouses. Kind of explains things notwithstanding him being gay and all.
scr_north, no shit
how you sleep next to that is a challenge, engineering and otherwise
Wouldn’t you just love to see that sequoia drop on those two?!
How did this pic pass muster?? Everything and I mean everything they do is completely staged and scripted..
.. someone sure f-ed up….
Only YOU…can prevent fatty first ladies…
Are we seeing why Obama wants to take away your rifle?
Seems Mooch is at risk of being mistaken for an attacking Sasquatch, and there could be a tragic hunting accident.
I’ve been to many National Parks. NEVER have I seen anyone of any race or nationality dressed in black spandex or black lycra during the summer. Is she mourning that the time of the free vacations is nearing the end?
p.s. How many months along do you think she is. My guess is at least 7 months pregnant.
PJ, if that bitch is pregnant I’m sending money to Planned Parenthood.
About 200 more days of Yak & Yeti.
She and Jennifer Aniston can swap horrors stories about the paparazzi taking pics of them on vacation that starts a firestorm of pregnancy rumors in the tabloids.
At least Barky finally ditched the Mom Jeans.
@LBS you read my mind!
If he saw an actual, non-human variety, moose in Yosemite, valley or highlands, he was smoking some really fine chum, bra. Uh Uh. No way.
Skimping on the Kale I see you fat bint.
I’m wondering if we had a conservative white couple in the White House with the same body types as these two idiots what a kind of names the liberal press would be throwing at them. Especially if they dressed in Mom jeans and Yoga Pants wrapper around a pig. How can she be that fat as healthy as she is suppose to eat?
Willy, the front porch added itself to the back porch to get away from the face.
Brim on the lower lip is competing with the brim on the hat for length.
Where is the Cincinnati Zoo sharpshooter when you need him?
And the bitch claims that I have privilege!
@tom@drum
lol ubangi, bro?
That Ranger must be thinking “Her beer belly’s bigger than mine”.
She needs a caption on that cap “I have a bad case of dickey-do. My gut sticks out farther than my dickey-do”.
MIND BLEACH, STAT!!
Well, she did say her favorite foods were fat cakes and french fries. She needs to get tested for diabetes, she has the shape going on.
@Merc, : — I can’t stop laughing!
Bush always looked natural on his ranch and outdoors.
This tool looks like an idiot no matter what he does.
Shooting ball, throwing out the first pitch, coming out of the surf with his moobs, riding a little girls bike wearing mom jeans, taking selfies, lifting “weights”, etc.
What a pathetic douche!
Does she really have to eat EVERY chicken her Voodoo Mother sacrifices? They’re beginning to show in the belly arena.
Are we certain that’s not a transdudeite?
She may go in the first round of next years NFL draft.
That is one really BIG. . . moose?
Did that moose break her boob belt with that massive gut?
@Ann – yes, I’m sure. I guarantee you, no self respecting tranny orders “A” cups.
The ranger is watching the ground crack under those big feet, wondering if they have enough chip&seal to fill in all the cracks before the taxpayers are allowed back in the park.
“Do these Yoga pants make my butt look big?”
“No, but they do make your head look incredibly tiny…”
Gee Wally, can you imagine the looks on Mom and Dad’s face if we told them this what the President and the First Lady will look like in the next century?
Yeah Beave, we wouldn’t be able to sit down for a month!!
1. The ‘boob’ belt is missing.
2. Is a third little ‘Obama’ on the way?
Other problems aside, who on earth wears head to toe black anything (let alone spandex) in the American west on a summer day?! It’s hot! Spandex!?
(This picture of that woman is the *real* reason they cleared the park out. She probably didn’t want anyone besides gov’t people to see her.)
The guy pushing the personal air conditioner must have had a heat stroke Znd fell behind.
#BlackThighsMatter
not to worry, mja…….there was NOTHING “gentle” about getting that into “that good lycra”……i gay-ran-tee you, nothing gentle at all…….
That ranger has the look on his face, of a Japanese war camp internee headed to death.