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“Do you know what the best thing about the next President of the United States is?”

Tuesday, 8 December 2015, 13:15 Mr.Pinko Uncategorized 27

TRUE CONVERSATION between strangers in New York City!

“Do you know what the best thing about the next President of the United States is?”
“No, what is the best thing about the next President of the United States?”
“It’s not going to be Obama.”

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27 Comments on “Do you know what the best thing about the next President of the United States is?”

  3. One sunny day in January, 2017, an old man approaches the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He speaks to the U.S. Marine standing guard and says, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama. ”The Marine looks at the man and says, “Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here. ”The old man says, “Okay,” and walks away.

    The following day the same man approaches the White House and says to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama. ”The Marine again tells the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here. ”The man thanks him and again just walks away.

    The third day the same man approaches the White House and speaks to the very same U.S. Marine, saying, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.” The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looks at the man and says, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I’ve told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?”

    The old man looks at the Marine and says,“Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.” The Marine snaps to attention, salutes, and says, “See you tomorrow, Sir!”

  6. Then there was the time obloma went to a fortune teller wanting to know when he would die.
    The fortune teller wasn’t quite sure but told him it would happen on a Jewish holiday.
    How do you know it will be on a Jewish holiday asked obloma?

    Because no matter when it happens IT WILL BE A JEWISH HOLIDAY! came the reply.

  7. Just watch, Zer0 will get even more petulant over the next year. Look to his address last Sunday, it was as if he was scolding all Americans because they rightly reject his pet rock.

    Another thing we’ll see, the vacations will get more extravagant. Zer0 only has 2 more multi-million dollar trips to Hawaii left before he’s got to foot his own bill.

  11. Didn’t have to think about it at all, actually.

    P.S. – In the future, you might want to check underneath your car for any strange-looking wires before starting it…

    🙂

  26. I pray daily for the assassination of my personal trinity of dangerous politicians: Obama, Cuomo, and deBlasio. Each one has destroyed the quality of my life in different ways.

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