That be a two bagger. You need to put one over your head too in case hers breaks.
In California they now ask you if you’ve brought a bag since bags are now ILLEGAL. So last night the cute little 19 year old checker asked me “Did you bring your bag?” and I said “No, I left her at home”.
Not even a smile. I guess I’m losing my touch.
She is going to get a lot of smart ass answers if she keeps asking guys if they brought their bag.
hahaha…only in Cali. “Yeah, i brought my bag, but its full of balls and juice. Wanna see?”
“No, my Significant Other cut my sack, but I lost 160 pounds of ugly fat when she left me.”
One has to pay for bags in California(it’s actually a tax) UNLESS one is paying with EBT, in which case one gets them for free. I told the cashier, “Not to be a dick or anything”, (my preferred phrase when I am about to say something that will inevitability construed as ‘dickish’), “But the reason this bag law was passed was because the bags ended up as litter and the type of people who litter are the same type of people who are on EBT. The EBT recipients are exempt from the tax that their bad behavior was used to justify”.
From the look the cashier gave me, I could tell she thought I was a dick for saying it, but she knew I was right.
As I was leaving a local drug store, the clerk asked if I would like a bag. Without a moment of hesitation I said: No thank you, I have one at home. He broke out laughing.
That Clemson player must have been checking to see if the Buckeye player brought his bag!
@ Brad… Mooch is a Coyote Morning if ever there was one. I mean what would you if one of those bags fell off?
@Brad – that’s three bags that are needed; one more for the vomit.
I have fun with the check-out people on occasion.
For instance when I’m buying milk,
they’ll ask: “Do you want your milk in a bag?”
I’ll say: “Nooo….. I’d rather keep it in the plastic jug thanks”
or, I just bought a bag of charcoal the other night and he asked:
“Do you want your charcoal in a bag?”
I said: “No, it’s in a pretty good bag now, let’s just keep it there thanks”
Three bag ugly…
One for the dog, so he won’t be embarrassed…
Difference between Michelle Obama and a bowling ball? You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
That be a two bagger. You need to put one over your head too in case hers breaks.
In California they now ask you if you’ve brought a bag since bags are now ILLEGAL. So last night the cute little 19 year old checker asked me “Did you bring your bag?” and I said “No, I left her at home”.
Not even a smile. I guess I’m losing my touch.
She is going to get a lot of smart ass answers if she keeps asking guys if they brought their bag.
hahaha…only in Cali. “Yeah, i brought my bag, but its full of balls and juice. Wanna see?”
“No, my Significant Other cut my sack, but I lost 160 pounds of ugly fat when she left me.”
One has to pay for bags in California(it’s actually a tax) UNLESS one is paying with EBT, in which case one gets them for free. I told the cashier, “Not to be a dick or anything”, (my preferred phrase when I am about to say something that will inevitability construed as ‘dickish’), “But the reason this bag law was passed was because the bags ended up as litter and the type of people who litter are the same type of people who are on EBT. The EBT recipients are exempt from the tax that their bad behavior was used to justify”.
From the look the cashier gave me, I could tell she thought I was a dick for saying it, but she knew I was right.
As I was leaving a local drug store, the clerk asked if I would like a bag. Without a moment of hesitation I said: No thank you, I have one at home. He broke out laughing.
That Clemson player must have been checking to see if the Buckeye player brought his bag!
@ Brad… Mooch is a Coyote Morning if ever there was one. I mean what would you if one of those bags fell off?
@Brad – that’s three bags that are needed; one more for the vomit.
I have fun with the check-out people on occasion.
For instance when I’m buying milk,
they’ll ask: “Do you want your milk in a bag?”
I’ll say: “Nooo….. I’d rather keep it in the plastic jug thanks”
or, I just bought a bag of charcoal the other night and he asked:
“Do you want your charcoal in a bag?”
I said: “No, it’s in a pretty good bag now, let’s just keep it there thanks”
Three bag ugly…
One for the dog, so he won’t be embarrassed…
Difference between Michelle Obama and a bowling ball? You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.