13 Comments on Should Kitties Have Access to 911?

  1. THAT’S GREAT, CLAUDIA..

    THEY NEED THEIR OWN CALL CENTER, BUT DOGS DO TOO:

    “WHAT’S YOUR EMERGENCY??”

    “WALK!! WALK!! WALK!!”

    “OK, DOGGIE WALKIE RESCUE INBOUND”

    “BEER!! BEER!! BEER!!”

    “OK, WALK FIRST, BEER SECOND”

    “WOOO!! WOOOO!! WOOOOOO!!”

    RIP, ZIGGY, BEST SPORT EVER

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  2. Dear cat-ologists

    You can spell out the word pussy in this usage. It’s not referencing part of a womans anatomy. It’s actually short for pusillanimous. A Greek term referring to effeminate males.

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