Should Kitties Have Access to 911?

13 Comments on Should Kitties Have Access to 911?

1. THAT’S GREAT, CLAUDIA..

   THEY NEED THEIR OWN CALL CENTER, BUT DOGS DO TOO:

   “WHAT’S YOUR EMERGENCY??”

   “WALK!! WALK!! WALK!!”

   “OK, DOGGIE WALKIE RESCUE INBOUND”

   “BEER!! BEER!! BEER!!”

   “OK, WALK FIRST, BEER SECOND”

   “WOOO!! WOOOO!! WOOOOOO!!”

   RIP, ZIGGY, BEST SPORT EVER

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2. Then dogs should have access to 811.
   (they dig holes)

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3. Oh Hell no! Mine would call the cops if his morning allotment of wet food wasn’t in front of him at the sun’s first rays.

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4. He’s a p****y if their fight determines who he’s with.

   Just saying.

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5. Dear cat-ologists

   You can spell out the word pussy in this usage. It’s not referencing part of a womans anatomy. It’s actually short for pusillanimous. A Greek term referring to effeminate males.

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6. Different Tim

   Ours too. And that fricken cat started out feral.

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7. Dana Perino said she thinks Dickhead Stop the Hammering Larry David is funny. I rest my case(s)

8. “911 — What’s the nature of your emergency?”
   “There’s been a fatality. We have a dead laser pointer battery.”

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9. Well considering we have a braindead moron with access to all media what THE FUCK difference is it to us?

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10. My 2 cats are setting in front of the TV screen listening, I think they understand what is being said.

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11. Yes they should 😻😺
    My partiality is too obvious 😽

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12. One-eyed Molly cat is reading this as I type. She will tell the others.

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13. Kitty wasn’t impressed but I liked it!
    That’s like the long johnson cat. My grandson and cousin’s girl laugh like crazy at him.

    https://youtu.be/4efpoO5PWps?si=BSTZWh8NIQJdLBsD

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