Donut Holes

38 Comments on Donut Holes

1. Barack’s a big fan.

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2. It’s not gonna be pretty when some deranged bum publicly violates that donut.

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3. That reminds me… I’m supposed to have a colonoscopy.

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4. Later that day, it was kreme filled.

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5. Call me old fashioned, but that’s NOT an old fashioned.

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6. Enter Mens.

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7. It’s like half a “Farside” cartoon. All that’s missing is the Oscar-Mayer weinermobile pulling up in the rear…I mean, background.

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8. It just needs a little cosmetic surgery… maybe a little botox around the wrinkles.

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9. BFH,
   So I am supposed to call Charles to arrange that scrape?
   Can I look his number up my way?
   Is it still Charles?
   Can you ask Charles to arrange upload download?

10. Glad it’s not chocolate frosted.

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11. Dang BFH. I d’eclair. You stole all the jokes. Hahaha.

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12. PH-
    You have to dig deeper..

    wait, what?

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13. Dr.,

    ??

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14. And here I was just wondering if this site was going to be able to maintain the high standard originally set by the snow penis sculpture in the back of a pick up bed.

    Huzzah!

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15. Ain’t he just Dunkin now?

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16. Looks more like an advert for Preparation H to me.

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17. Thats a Lemon Scented TOOF SMUGGLER

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18. Why does Mitt Romney have a Dunkin Donuts bumper sticker on his forehead?

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19. Sphincter Boy

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20. The Dr.’s “upload download” comment might be referring to the fact that, while it definitely will come out well in the end, the reverse is not likely.

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21. …is that Lesbian Batwoman’s gay sidekick?

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22. When I was a kid, we used to chant:

    “When the frost is on the pumpkin,
    it’s no time for dicky dunkin.”

    I’m still not sure what that refers to.

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23. That Cruller’s got roids

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24. BFH,
    Need a scrap of the entire XL-1 to XXL lining loop
    More cover chatter under I-DENT systems
    Pro-vDCBActiva Yogurt

25. …at least it ain’t glazed…

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26. Applying a toasted, coconut topping would really take it to the next level.

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27. …check it’s footwear, it could be WAY more dangerous than you realize…

    https://youtu.be/6iu8JkOWn1w

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28. Looks like it was designed to accommodate several Bear Claws.

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29. That’s precisely why I only get coffee at DD. Imagine Grandpa Kitchen cooking for you.

    Are his feet in the rice?

    https://youtu.be/sbTmFm84JzM

30. BFH,
    Straight up
    If I donate at least $50 a month
    and 6 months in advance
    I need you to invest in 1 thing
    for at least 1 month in advance
    $35 WILL cover it
    Taxes vary by State
    Buy a phone line for IOTW and post the number in a puzzle
    You in?

31. “No, honey, he isn’t an asshole, he’s an ICEDhole, old fashioned glazed at that.”

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32. Alex- just email me your number and I call back. Everybody knows that.
    Ga head. Test me.

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33. The chocolate doesn’t go on the donut, the chocolate comes out of the donut.

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34. BFH,
    Option E not an option
    BullyMail said it best when
    Memmmber
    So follow the Stars til First Contact

35. I use to enjoy Donuts. No longer you dang Sons a bitches.

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36. At first glance, I thought Madonna was mooning me.

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37. Sooo … why ain’t it black?
    Racist or somethin?

    Just for the record – that’d be a tight fit for the Moose …

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38. Nothing like a giant sphincter to get me thinking about donuts. (BFH – – I can always tell your posts without looking at your initials.)