I’ve just been introduced to the term DBS, or, Dormant Butt Syndrome. I thought, is it a medical term, or a political term? Or is it a sociological term meant to describe able-bodied lazy ass welfare recipients? It can go either way.
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Fox- Scientists at The Ohio State Wexner Medical Center coined the term DBS, which is marked by tight hip flexors and weak gluteal muscles— an effect that may place unnecessary strain on the muscles and joints around the gluteal muscles.
“The entire body works as a linked system, and a lot of times when people come in with knee or hip injuries, it’s actually because their butt isn’t strong enough,” Chris Kolba, a physical therapist at Ohio State Wexner Medical Center, said in a news release. “The rear-end should act as support for the entire body and as a shock absorber for stress during exercise. But if it’s too weak, other parts of the body take up the slack and often results in injury.”
HT/ FDR in Hell
I’d like all of congress to be dormant.
Gee Wally! We gots a new term for RINOs!!
Ahh damnit, I knew physical therapy for my knee was a wrong idea.
I’m calling my doctor for ass PT.
I suspect there’s few cases of DBS in San Francisco.
Congress, nothing dormant about them……They’re Very Active assholes.
A dormant congress would be good.
Better would be nice, quiet persistent vegetative states. or if we’re lucky, comas.
Ideal? Dirt naps all around.
“Weak Ass Syndrome” makes more sense.
izlamo delenda est …
I highly, highly recommend Kelly Starrett’s new book Deskbound, which addresses the physical challenges an office environment creates. But DBS certainly makes for a great euphemism too.
AM IN SAN DIEGO FOR TRUMP! AN ENTIRE DBS POPULATION HAS COME OUT TO PROTEST!
GO EL TRUMPO!
Off topic, but I’ve thought of a very descriptive nickname for Elizabeth Warren. Locohauntus
Just a sinister way to get everyone twerking and take the stigma away.
I have been on the drug Noassatall for too long to dream of a round posterior
How dare a guy in a wheelchair (FDR) mock “Dormant Butt Syndrome”…
🙂 🙂 🙂
One of my lecturers in medical training coined the term DFS:
Dubious Father Syndrome
It’s official Secret Service code for when obama is on vacation. They’re going to be mad that it leaked out. “Attention all agents we have a DBS condition at the White House. Please act accordingly”.