9 Comments on Driver Blames Putin When He’s Caught Speeding
Creative, but he didn’t really sell it. Not crazy enough for a Florida Man.
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Yeah, I woke at 0445 because I need to watch out the window for Russian nukes… oh, and check iOTWR.
FJB
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Tried that excuse once with a tornado, still cost me 350 samollians, and there actually was a twister threatening my home.
State Patrol pride themselves on being dicks.
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I don’t know … sounds reasonable to me …
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I invented thermo-nuclear war.
Not directly, of course, but by offering suggestions (and math) to Teller, Oppenheimer, and Sakharov.
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Putin gave me the piles!!!…
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Sir, if you see a really bright light I can assure you it is not your intellect!
Well, if it work, for Hillary, the DNC, & Canada…
Initially truckers were White supremacists, Nazis, & wrong thinkers.
Then CBC Claimed that Russian Influencers were involved in the Convoy to Ottawa. When that didn’t stick they started Blaming “American Foreign influencers and Trump Supporters”.
So I’m going to blame everything on Russia Today Too!
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he should have said ‘I panicked’
it worked for the piece of shit coomer/dominion guy the other day
Creative, but he didn’t really sell it. Not crazy enough for a Florida Man.
Yeah, I woke at 0445 because I need to watch out the window for Russian nukes… oh, and check iOTWR.
FJB
Tried that excuse once with a tornado, still cost me 350 samollians, and there actually was a twister threatening my home.
State Patrol pride themselves on being dicks.
I don’t know … sounds reasonable to me …
I invented thermo-nuclear war.
Not directly, of course, but by offering suggestions (and math) to Teller, Oppenheimer, and Sakharov.
Putin gave me the piles!!!…
Sir, if you see a really bright light I can assure you it is not your intellect!
Well, if it work, for Hillary, the DNC, & Canada…
Initially truckers were White supremacists, Nazis, & wrong thinkers.
Then CBC Claimed that Russian Influencers were involved in the Convoy to Ottawa. When that didn’t stick they started Blaming “American Foreign influencers and Trump Supporters”.
So I’m going to blame everything on Russia Today Too!
he should have said ‘I panicked’
it worked for the piece of shit coomer/dominion guy the other day