KFI: With the warmer weather of the summer, people are drinking a lot more water. And while we’ve already been warned not to chug too much cold H20 on hot days, there’s now a new warning about the dangers of water – this one for drivers. more
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When my Petey B and I do our annual Summer road excursion across the fruity plains in our Prius, he likes to aim that water bottle just right so I get that natural anal bleaching for my unbleached elastic starfish!
ever see old, antique ‘bullseye’ window glass? It is/was common in very old farmhouses. Then the gentryfiers came along and bought up the old farmhouses. The previous owners could never afford curtains and drapes, but the new owners could, and a lot of those old farmhouses burned down.
Roadside brush fires have decreased since bottle recycling.
Someone will now want to have mandatory protective covers for water bottles. They’ll make them in china.
And why does furniture burn up, but houses burn down?
But what if the water bottles in my vehicle are full of vodka?
@flip
Are you Nancy’s new Chinese driver?
I’m a bit slow.
This was the week I was going to start worrying about the murder hornets.
Is it OK if I start worrying about water bottles sometime around Wednesday nest week?
Informative though.
SNS – any thoughts?
If we are all following orders, how is anyone straying far enough away from home to require drinking water? Governor coma has signs all along I90 saying “Stay Home”.
“And why does furniture burn up, but houses burn down?”
Same reason we wash up and scrub down.
It be like a thang, y’all.
izlamo delenda est …
Thank goodness for the government!
I almost got a two-quart bottle stuck up my ass, except for the gov’t warning!
It’s not just water
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda’s eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she’d been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
And, yes, Linda is a blonde.
It ‘could’ happen, so keep your water bottles at home, at least 6 feet apart, and put masks on them.
just make sure the water has fluoride in it.
drink plenty of it and watch TV
life is good
all the fake news about drinking bleach- municipally supplied water is chlorinated.
This wasn’t an NBC News story, was it? They have “experience” with this sort of thing…cough cough (Chevy Trucks) …cough cough.
This web site is always so educational. In this thread alone, I learned how to bleach my starfish in a Prius.
Rule of Thumb: Read the first comment and then move on to the next thread.
The air isn’t safe. (airborne killer virus)
The water isn’t safe. (water starts fires)
We’re all gonna die.
When the water bottle melts it will put the fire out. So what’s the big deal?
I remember when the saying was ” We have nothing to fear, but fear itself.” Now it is “We have nothing but fear itself.”
Don’t listen to government idiots while driving. Is a more beneficial warning.
Pretty soon we’ll all be wearing helmets in the shower.
@ Miss Kitty
Matt called. They’re all out of condoms in the Men’s Room at the Long Branch. 🙂