Drop Bears aren’t real.
Hot toilet snakes are all too common down under. And of course, it being Australia, there a more than even chance the snake you encounter is going to be deadly poisonous.
Experts advise closing the lid after use.
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Republican an American myth, DC pit vipers all too real.
Everything in Australia is a threat to life…especially the government.
One of the fake sponsors on A Prairie Home Companion years ago was The Fearmongers Shoppe in the Dales (Roy and Dale, Teasdale, Mondale, Chip and Dale etc.) that sold an elevated toilet seat that sat 4 to 5 ft. above the toilet so that you wouldn’t get bit in the ass by a snake poisonous or otherwise while taking a dump.
Annndddd, toilet snakes are the result of “climate change”! That’s what the article concludes, so it must be true.
Why would anyone go to a place where everything is trying to kill you?
AA – The only Climate change we have is the Political Climate!!
australia is too close to jacinda ardern-land nz
grobiden-type “experts” would advise closing the lid before starting bowel movements, safer you know
…but no one can decide if the habits of the Candiru Catfish are myth or not…
“The Candiru and Its Popular “Scientification”
The candiru (carnero in some Spanish‐based accounts) is known as a little fish keen on entering the nether regions of people urinating in the Amazon River. Spikes prevent it from retracting or being removed and so an electrifying buzz is born. Although there are alleged accounts of entries into people’s rectum and some unfortunate women’s vagina,3,4 it is the stories of the fish’s focus on the penis and its activities while in there, that create maximum excitement and exquisite anguish.”
https://academic.oup.com/jtm/article/20/2/119/1881714?login=false
“On their official website, the Australian Museum, which even bestows the dastardly denizen of our forests a scientific moniker (Thylarctos plummetus) provides further practical advice to visitors. “There are some suggested folk remedies that are said to act as a repellent to Drop Bears, these include having forks in the hair or toothpaste spread behind the ears,” it states.”
…the guy who wrote this went on to write for SpongeBob…
https://youtu.be/68h8-ESTY6o?si=K_HkvEJbliiiy_hL
I just dropped a “bear” and didn’t see any snakes in the toilet.
Tree snakes and tree frogs are commonly found in toilets in Florida. They come down the vent stacks from the roof. Years ago I put screen caps on the vent stacks at my parents’ home in Florida…problem solved.
In the US a toilet snake is the flexible metal spring-like tool you use to unclog the toilet after a different kind of snake (usually a brown snake) clogs it.
What about during use, that is the dangerous time.
“…so climate change is a real thing,” States the professional… er… a snake charmer??
FJB
DC has the most Toilet Snakes!