MEXICO CITY — Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto announced Friday that fugitive drug lord Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman was recaptured six months after he escaped from a maximum security prison. – NYPost
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I heard they really arrested Johnny Manziel in an El Chapo disguise…
El Presidente must not have gotten his envelope …
It’s all a misunderstanding. They arrested El Kabong!
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“Poor Queek Straw.”
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mexico is great
they arrest, take bribes, re-arrest
el chapo never looks too worried, maybe just tired of the routine
Wasn’t he found living in the guest room of the Presidential palace?
Just execute him. Only one person returned from the dead and He is the resurrected Lord Jesus Christ.
“El Chapoooo” How cool is that name. Beats the hell out of “Pabelo Essscabarrrr”. This chapter of the story ends with El Chapo in shoot out with 50 caliber and 40 mm grenade launchers and 5 dead. There is a movie here I tell you. Plus El Chapooo married an 18 year old beauty queen when he was 40 or something plus prison breaks, shoot outs, a short guy with a Napoleon complex in the wild west of the Mexican drug cartel- a name like “El Chapooo” whats not to love.
The only question is do you run with the movie now or wait until he “breaks” out of prison again? If I win the $700,000,000 whatever ball the answer is: make the movie now and when he breaks out again there is a built in squeal. Spoiler alert. In the squeal “El Chapo” will, with the help of his comrades, er, I mean fellow bandidos (bandidos- how cools is that?) will save the world from an alien invasion by using the Force in a Harry Potter type way. But will he live or have to die for the salvation of all mankind…. Via El Chapooooo!
Foolish Gringo! El Chapo would DIE before he would squeal…!
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I think El Chapo should be forced to share a cell with that limp wrist soft boy that was hiding in Mexico with his mommy. I think they still have his pasty little white ass in custody.
yes. You are right. El Chapo would never squeal. I will make sure that fact comes out in the first movie and in the sequel El Chapo will make the Aliens squeal in pain.
I think the Aliens from space will all look like J. R. Ewing with lasers beams that come our of their cigars. I’ll get everyone from “Machete” to do the movie with the promise that “this script won’t suck… as much”.
Does this mean President Trump’s immigration and drug enforcement policies have already brought results?!
El Chapito is not worried because he knows that all this is but a minor inconvenience. Personally, I believe El Chapo is more forthright than Mexico’s prezzy or ours.
I misread the headline as “El Cheapo”
I thought,”Hey, I’m not a Mexican drug lord”
Didn’t he put a price on Trumps head? I suppose Trump pays better. Rot in hell El Chapo, or stand out in the cold without your coat…you are not in charge anymore.
Thanks Donald J Trump!
Somebody named “Jesus”? Sounds Mexican to me.
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