Ever get bit by a duck? I can tell you that it hurts.
A duck, I don’t blame her. They can hurt, geese are worse as I learned, fooling around with my grandfather’s geese.
I figgered duck. They can be pretty mean.
Mute swans, though, invoke terror in me. Those nasty invasive bastards can really ruin your day if your kayak wanders into their rather large nesting territory. In attack mode, they can sound like a freakin’ Huey coming across the water at you. I faced down one of ’em with my paddle once. Thank God the bird backed off ‘coz I’m sure I would have missed with the paddle.
Ducks geese and swans are nasty MF’s Aggressive as hell too… I’m too old and broken down to run, but I would if I could….
I wish people would make their kids wear real shoes instead of going everywhere wearing shower shoes.
Frosteetoes: If someone is about to hit you with a duck and someone else sees it about to happen, what do they yell?
My guesses:
harry reid or a muslim who’s trying to put a suicide vest on her and or “marry” her.
“Ducks have killed more people than all the wars of the World, combined.”
(noted Duck Studies Professor Emeritus at a major American University)
I was thinking Biden.
Ever get bit by a duck? I can tell you that it hurts.
A duck, I don’t blame her. They can hurt, geese are worse as I learned, fooling around with my grandfather’s geese.
I figgered duck. They can be pretty mean.
Mute swans, though, invoke terror in me. Those nasty invasive bastards can really ruin your day if your kayak wanders into their rather large nesting territory. In attack mode, they can sound like a freakin’ Huey coming across the water at you. I faced down one of ’em with my paddle once. Thank God the bird backed off ‘coz I’m sure I would have missed with the paddle.
Ducks geese and swans are nasty MF’s Aggressive as hell too… I’m too old and broken down to run, but I would if I could….
I wish people would make their kids wear real shoes instead of going everywhere wearing shower shoes.
Frosteetoes: If someone is about to hit you with a duck and someone else sees it about to happen, what do they yell?
My guesses:
harry reid or a muslim who’s trying to put a suicide vest on her and or “marry” her.
“Ducks have killed more people than all the wars of the World, combined.”
(noted Duck Studies Professor Emeritus at a major American University)
izlamo delenda est …