A group of Eagles fans attempted to rip and burn what appeared to be a Kansas City Chiefs jersey while chanting “F*ck Taylor Swift” after the Eagles defeated the Chiefs 40-22 at Super Bowl 59.
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Rowdy Eagles Fans Clash with Police, Destroy Property as Super Bowl Chaos Descends on Philly.
The city had opted not to grease the light poles even though a fan died two weeks ago after falling from a light pole after the NFC Championship Game. Despite that tragedy, Eagles fans showed no hesitation in climbing to the top of light poles, cars, construction vehicles, garbage trucks, small buildings, and almost anything else they could find.
It is gratifying to see that the Phillytards have coherent and disciplined philosophical principles.
Notso Swift is witnessing the beginning of her decline on the Alpine Downhill Coaster!
Her last flash-in-the-pan song will be about her breakup with Travis Kelce.
She is officially now a has-been fad… but she sure made a shit-load of money on the ride!
ALL men want to fuck me!
We’ll see who gets FUCKED, fuckers!
(starts writing an angry, man-hating song)
Pure class.
All this and Blake Lively, too. Poor choices in both boyfriends and girl friends. Pay attention, Chappell Roan and Samantha Carpenter.
Yes, I know I sound like Perez Hilton. Don’t ask me how I come up with this stuff.
But all was mostly peaceful.
What is it with Eagles Fans? I saw a post somewhere about the Green Bay Packers fan, a regular woman, who was berated and insulted by some guy behind her, for doing NOTHING but watching her team play the Eagles. It was disgusting. I guess the Eagles ejected him and banned him for life, and then his job saw the video and fired him for being such an ass. That’s how bad it was!
Why are people so eager to be jerks?
^^^^^ philthadelphia ^^^^^
When will they ever learn. Is gracious winning a lost tradition? Philadelphia has long been a veritable dung heap of poor fans and sportsmanship. REMEMBER throwing D Cell batteries at players? Sometimes their own players. They continue to behave like rectal apperatures.
To have sexual relations with Taylor Swift was directed at Travis Kelce. Cynically.
Philly fans know full well that ain’t gonna happen.
Gay as disco Travolta:
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Win or lose there is a specific species of sub humanoids that can ALWAYS be counted on for violence and destruction….
I worked in DC an Ballmer, but Filthadelphia took the cake.
I went to Philly to look at a Beetle I was considering buying. What a huge fucking mistake.
DC was a fucking dump. Straight up. Bullet holes in school doors and burned out cars in alleys. And even blood filled alleys in the snow.
Ballmer was worse. I was stopped by a negro mailman in Ballmer.
“You need to exit this area!”
“Why? I’m here to fix shit!”
“These motherfuckers will kill you…”
Then Philadelphia.
Those rowdy Philly fans should watch Wrestling Mania if they want to become more civilized. To my knowledge, wrestlers don’t set buildings on fire and start street riots.
A well-known sportswriter for the LA Times (Jim Murray) went to Philly in the 1970’s once for a World Series or something.
He said Philadelphia was like a drunk sleeping it off in gutter.
See what happens when Paris of America becomes a chocolate city?