American Thinker: Just when you thought the radical environmental movement could not possibly get any stranger, another absurdity comes along. A few years ago, Professor Elizabeth Stephens at U.C. Santa Cruz published something she called the Ecosex Manifesto. She encouraged her art students to have sex with the Earth. This involved tree hugging and licking, writhing in the mud, and many other bizarre behaviors.
Now Professor Sarah Ensor at the University of Michigan is fully embracing this and has proposed that people start erotic relations with plants. She believes that environmentalism cannot fully develop without these “relationships.”
These people seem to have a fondness for trees. I suggest they focus on conifers, also known as Gymnosperms, for their naked seeds. I wonder if they hope their ideas will take root and germinate into another new branch of academia. I suspect, however, they will remain little more than a splinter group. more here
h/t Really Enraged.
The whole thing sound knots to me. Just look for the big knot hole in the tree to use as a tree buggers knotty wet dream. SICK! SICK! SICK! Did they consult the Ents to see what they think? Treebeard would knot be impressed.
Y’all notice how most of this drivel comes out of California?
I’ll tell you what. She can stand naked near a “sexy” tree and I’ll pimp it for her with a chain saw.
Hope they get termites.
Mentally ill.
I’d like her to get busy with a pine cone, I think that will get her seeing rockets going off.
Gee Wally, now they’re gonna be looking for naughty pine paneling…
Weinstein put this sex with plants plan into action.
His plants gave birth to the #metoo movement.
“Not tonight, dear, I have a crownache.”
Sapsuckers. We should call them sapsuckers.
“Thats not what I meant when I said eat a tree.”
-Euell Gibbons
These sapsuckers are trying to go waaaaay back in time. It was plants, specifically cycads, that were the first Terrestrial organisms to reproduce sexually. But that was roughly 300,000,000 years ago, and they got it on plant/plant, not plant/primate.
Thank you, cycads.
Let me guess, this professor doesn’t shave her pits, hasn’t showered in years, smells like a garbage truck, and looks like a dumpster.
Plants can’t say no. She’s raping the poor things.
Damn if I ain’t getting a Woody just thinkin bout it.
With apologies to Joyce Kilmer, I think I’ll never see a poem as sexy as a tree.
Are pine nuts considered to be like rocky mountain oysters?
Just realized my previous post found me barking up the wrong tree attempting to be humorous. I went out on a limb trying to be funny. I feel like a sap. Now leaf me alone!
oh that’s just great. Now I have to worry about a tribe of dirtbags having their orgy with the windscreen I planted last fall !
I should’ve planted only Hawthorns and honey locusts.
May they all get serious Poison Ivy where the Sun don’t shine.
May the thorns be with you. A nice thorny blackberry bramble would work just as well. Interspersed with some stinging nettles and poison ivy. Maybe Uncle Remus was right about those blackberry brambles.
Reminds me of an old joke about a newlywed husband bringing a broom handle to his wedding night bed.
Chasing the squirrels, or something.
The Stephens character is a screwball married to Annie Sprinkle the porn actress (well, maybe ex porn actress because I suspect all her “assets” have sagged as it were.
# Tree Too.
Chasing the squirrels, or something.
Checking for bees…
Her words say ‘plants’ but her actions say ‘zucchini’
As the decorator said to the Christmas tree, “Spread your limbs, you’re about to be flocked.”
🙂
Does morning-wood count?
Reminds me of an old, old joke, something about “you can’t take the country out of Salem”.
If these clowns want to have sex with a tree, I suggest redwoods. The bark splinters are so tiny, you can’t even see them.
This thread gives me a woody! Forest rump rangers? Try Tree buggery!!! My family tree has real splinters now?
Biggest problem is getting the sap off the front of your trousers…
I’m surprised there’s no comment here from Big Fir Hat.
😉
I couldn’t help myself. I copied the name and university and “searched” it. Yep, yep, yep…
Short haired dyke with a few tats. Sadly, if she wasn’t mentally ill she might actually pass as almost a normal human being.
How, I say how do “Wing Nuts” like this get into the system and get the big salaries??? Obviously not as bad as the bitch at Fresno State, but my god the “university system” has completely gone off the rails.
Let these EcoNuts have sex with the plants. There will be no children. That will stop the craziness in one generation.
Is UC Santa Cruz going to open a branch office?
I think professor Sarah Ensor is really going out on a limb with this idea. I think its time for her to take a leave of absence and try and get back to her roots.
Wood splinters up the whanger…an awesome new “experience” for the pervs.
What she teaches:
Ecocriticism; Gender and Sexuality; American; Nineteenth Century America; Twentieth Century American
Recent papers published:
Relative strangers: Contracting kinship in the queer ecology classroom
Terminal regions: Queer ecocriticism at the end
Spinster ecology: Rachel Carson, Sarah Orne Jewett, and nonreproductive futurity
I can’t believe she’s even human for writing shit like that.
In next months edition of GQ:
Dutch Elm Disease…the Sexy, Cool New STD (be the first in your crew to get it!)