Once you tire of feeding the homeless, then try this (chuckle chuckle). It’s funnier with a turkey leg, they damn near tear off their head!
6
I want my two minutes back.
5
Good you don’t need teeth for that kind of humor.
3
Alrighty then.
2
Way to go Jeff, you’re pretty good at that, aren’t you?
I get the feeling Jeff screws more shit up than he fixes in that shop.
2
huh?
I guess the yolk’s on him, huh?
(Obligatory egg-related humor per The Comprehensive User’s Guide to Dad Jokes – Chapter 2, page 9, paragraph 3.)
7
Well, he was a good sport and they all had a laugh…….how bad was that?
6
I think the egg was to take your attention off of: What the hell has he got stuck above his left eye?
6
that’s right up there with the old Youtube video of an auto repair shop where they were sitting on air bags and detonating them for fun. One dude was seriously launched, much to the amusement of the idiots who surrounded him.
Once you tire of feeding the homeless, then try this (chuckle chuckle). It’s funnier with a turkey leg, they damn near tear off their head!
I want my two minutes back.
Good you don’t need teeth for that kind of humor.
Alrighty then.
Way to go Jeff, you’re pretty good at that, aren’t you?
I get the feeling Jeff screws more shit up than he fixes in that shop.
huh?
I guess the yolk’s on him, huh?
(Obligatory egg-related humor per The Comprehensive User’s Guide to Dad Jokes – Chapter 2, page 9, paragraph 3.)
Well, he was a good sport and they all had a laugh…….how bad was that?
I think the egg was to take your attention off of: What the hell has he got stuck above his left eye?
that’s right up there with the old Youtube video of an auto repair shop where they were sitting on air bags and detonating them for fun. One dude was seriously launched, much to the amusement of the idiots who surrounded him.