With the country in the balance, Cosmopolitan is concerned about women’s orgasms on election night.
They’ve highlighted 5 election night sexual positions.
- Commander-In-Sheets
- Absentee Ballot
- Equal P(L)ay
- Swing State
- O-Val Office
You know what, gals. It’s a great idea. Stay home tonight with your vibrator. There will always be another election.
HT/ Twitchy
Proof positive the 19th Amendment was a mistake
If the result is 4 more years of Kenyan unravelling,
then the position all should assume is bent over/grabbing the ankles
and don’t expect anything pleasurable.
Didn’t Cosmo have that Chelsea Clinton photoshop for the ages?
Wasn’t she on a swing?
Oops, sorry about that image guys…
Well, if Hillary wins our country takes it up the ass.
That’s our position, like it or not.
@loco, you do have a way with words!
Stuffing the ballot box
The 68% of Saudis who support Hillary Clinton recommend the holee prophet position ….
https://i.sli.mg/JVI8GH.png
Erection Day or Election Day, depends if how you say it in Asia.