Louder with Crowder
Never trust a puppet who never seems to age. It’s like the little girl in A Beautiful Mind. She never ages, so you know it’s all just a delusion meant to drive you crazy. In this case, the creepy puppet is just a mind control device wielded by the government to get you to poison your children.
Or they just did a stupid PSA because they’re idiotic political hacks… I guess it’s all in how you look at it.
Watch the video at the mark. Here
Sesame Street went full communist long ago. It’s nothing now like it was in the early 70’s when my little brother was a toddler. Liberals ruin everything.
Watched a Simpsons episode. Season 22 episode 18. The Magician episode.
Lisa gets lost and winds up on a seedy block she thinks looks like Sesame Street.
9 year old terns to me and asks “Whats Sesame Street”.
Kaplah.
I thought the shot went in your arm, not in your muppet.
You know Elmo’s “wiggle, wiggle, wiggle” song?
https://youtu.be/FK2aTmWoRPk
…if you know the source material, well…
It’s for grooming the kids to perversion.
https://youtu.be/wyx6JDQCslE
“Yeah, yeah
When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly
I pimp to the beat
Walking on the street in my new LaFreak, yeah
This is how I roll, animal print, pants out control
It’s Redfoo with the big F O
They like Bruce Lee rock at the club (yeah)
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
I-I-I work out
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
I-I-I work out
When I walk in the spot, (yeah), this is what I see (Okay)
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain’t afraid to show it
(Show it, show it, show it)
I’m sexy and I know it
I’m sexy and I know it
Yeah, when I’m at the mall, security just can’t fight them all
And when I’m at the beach
I’m in a speedo trying to tan my cheeks (what?)
This is how I roll, come on ladies it’s time to go
We headed to the bar, baby don’t be nervous
No shoes, no shirt, and I still get service (watch)
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
I-I-I work out
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
I-I-I work out
When I walk in the spot, (yeah), this is what I see (Okay)
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain’t afraid to show it
(Show it, show it, show it)
I’m sexy and I know it (ayy)
I’m sexy and I know it
Check it out, check it out
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah, yeah
Do the wiggle, man
I do the wiggle, man
Yeah
I’m sexy and I know it (ayy, yeah)”
-LMFAO, “Sexy And I Know It”
…everything Democrats do is perverted.
Everything.
refuse/resist
JUNE 30, 2022 AT 6:00 PM
“I thought the shot went in your arm, not in your muppet.”
…well, MY suggestion if you get caught up in a mandate is maybe not a doll per se, but…
https://www.heartsmart.com/lifeform-advanced-venipuncture-and-injection-arm-light-skin-tone-lf01121u-p
..comes in appropriate skin tone,too, probably more convincing in the winter…
https://imgflip.com/i/4vwwr3
Two days ago, on 6-28 The Babylon Bee the article Elmo dies of myocarditis after receiving COVID vaccine. So, I guess even Muppets can croak from getting the COVID vaccine. RIP Elmo, not even Oscar the Grouch will miss you. And there was a similar article in the Bee about Bert and Ernie (who are supposedly gay) getting the monkey pox as well.
El Magnifico. rat bastard
JUNE 30, 2022 AT 6:00 PM
“Kaplah.”
…yes, success, but you need to work on your Klingon more than your Spanish.
The correct transliteration is “Qapla'”, and the accent is VERY important when saying it correctly, thus;
https://youtu.be/ZdNqwDxEyiU
…please don’t shame us before the High Council.
I’m hoping that they can conquer Earth pretty soon, ’cause Kahless knows we have a bunch of honorless petaQs in charge of Earth NOW…
Did this fuggin’ nerd just correct me in a made up language?
The fug do I care how it’s spelled. The sentiment was recognized.
Now, on a completely unrelated note….Which one of you greedy bastards is buying up all the Sonoran onzas? Can’t find em’ anywhere. I had to settle for a very nicely preserved 1886 Morgan. From Philly. Meh. Still an ounce. That’s what YOU GUYS are supposed to get. I’m the only one around here with Mesikin silver in his pockets.
And no. I don’t want the 1986 olympic commemoratives. Those are only 72% pure. Bah.
I need the Mesikin silver on my journeys because in the South west it’s either Plata (silver) or El plomo (lead). As much fun as it is shootin’ junk in Mesiko….I really get more done with silver.
Sesame Street blew. Electric Company was my jam when I was snot-nosed kid.
elmo’s mommy got all the vaxxes, plus the boosters, and that’s why he(?) looks like that
AnonTrooper
I watched it in 3 different languages. It is complete crap in any language. lol
El Magnifico. silver bandit
JUNE 30, 2022 AT 6:25 PM
“Did this fuggin’ nerd just correct me in a made up language?”
…if you think about it, EVERY language is “made up” at ONE time or another…
https://c.tenor.com/3xoRK7hFE3gAAAAC/patrick-star-spongebob-squarepants.gif
…BTW, Bongbong got sworn in today. I’m rather surprised you’re not over there offering your logistics services in mangled Tagalog over a dinner of aso…
…..mutter mutter mutter….IT’S NOT MY FAULT.
No one knew this man child was gonna’ win in a landslide. I didn’t contribute to his campaign. And not being a donor, was out of the loop when it came to getting a heads up on who their new Sec. Defense was gonna’ be. The guy in there now holds a grudge against
the people I used to work for. IF he gets booted….I may have a shot. But dudes been there since Jug Ears was president.
It’s a dream deferred…not necessarily denied at this point.
Anyway I was toolin’ around Sonora hauling some junk when I sorta’ figuratively stopped to smell the roses.
“Say” sez I to myself.
“This place is right here and has a colorful history….I wonder if I can f*ck this place up instead of the Philippines…. commutes a lot shorter….I like the weather…dig the food…the hell hasn’t anyone invaded since 1854?”
So I divested myself of my time share and bought some land instead.
If I own the land it’s mine….I just need to keep doing that until I technically own all of Sonora…and Baja Norte and Sur.
Everyone needs a hobby.
El Magnifico, do I really want Sonora to be a republic….
JUNE 30, 2022 AT 7:26 PM
…I don’t think you’ll have the “fighting Islamic Insurrectionists” thing so much in Sonora, which I was given to understand was your favorite thing in the PI, although I guess the cartels could sub in at least in terms of sheer barbarism…
…and Burr, to cement myself as a nurd douche AND just because it annoys you, here are MANY people to show you the error of your ways…
https://youtu.be/YceE15VQYHE
…I suspect you prononce it with the flat American accent like Archer, but maybe more like Quark…
El Magnifico never watches TV.
Nor will I watch simpering jackanapes hee haw and pig holler their way through a sci fi convention.
Honestly. Be a man. Rob them. At gunpoint. Not only is it hilarious and profitable but consider the elements of comedy. The police report alone would make for eyebrow raising reading.
Braggin rights?
“The Hulk? Yo’ I robbed that mo-fo at the San Diego Comic Con….twice. Snatched a chain right off that 300 pound green painted weeble wooble. What he gonna’ do? Run me down?”
You only live….:counts on fingers: …like 1 and a half times. Make the most of it.