JTN: Elton John was briefly hospitalized after falling at his home in Nice, France.
The 76-year-old British singer and composer was transported to Princess Grace hospital’s orthopedic center in Monaco on Sunday out of an abundance of caution, perĀ Page Six. MORE
I told him to stay off that yellow brick road, too damn slippery.
The old poofter tripped over one of his dildos.
I’m still Standing
Did this happen on Saturday night? He is too old to be fighting.
Next you know it he’ll be a candle in the wind….
The Bill Barr photo tease was classic MJA… lol
/Salute
Unrelated, but this gives me a warm feeling.
Environmental whackos met their match.
https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/athena-thorne/2023/08/28/the-most-satisfying-thing-youll-see-this-month-rangers-demolish-loathsome-climate-activists-roadblock-n1722637
Don’t let your son go down on him…
Poor Tiny Prancer.
The Bitch is On His Back…
Someone Slip & Fell Tonight…
@LuvntheBIGsites
You mean that photo wasn’t Elton?
Don’t Go Breaking My Fall
I take it he didn’t fall for a girl!
Don’t Go Breaking My Hip
I like your rendition better Jethro!
Safety tip: always clean up Astroglide spills right away.
“I Think I’m Going To Kill Myself” (1972)
https://www.songfacts.com/facts/elton-john/i-think-im-going-to-kill-myself
Overpromises and underperforms, as Communists tend to do…
O/T, Joe the Plumber dead at 49.
His last tweet was about having info that would put Hillary behind bars…
RIP
āWhen are you gonna come down / when are you going to landā¦.ā
Can You Feel The Pain Tonight.
I Guess That’s Why They Call It Old Age
Elton probably lost the hammer fight.
Sorry (I’ve fallen and I can’t get up) Seems To Be The Hardest Word
The Irony. He performed at Rush’s wedding and they were pals.
There he went breaking his hip š
Sorry, Jethro, missed you post. *shuffles back into the shadows* š«”
That photo of that rat Bill Barr was hilarious. Maybe next time Elton is ready to sucumb to an injury, we can throw in Barr instead.
I saw him many years ago on some artsy channel talk show where they asked him to compose something on the spot. Since it was a college artsy thing the moderator asked if anyone had a text book with them. Several did so they took one randomly and the moderator turned to any page and set it on the piano. EJ quickly read thru the page then put it to music on the piano they had there. He may be a flaming faggot, but his is a musical genius, I have to give him that!
Brad at 8:40 pm
The Irony. He performed at Rushās wedding and they were pals.
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So were the Queen and Princess Di, they loved him.
I didn’t even know the queen knew Rush!?
@Steve Brown
Oh yeah, it was a guarded secret that she loved to have a few single malts while jamming out to 2112. š
Well JB, Rush was indeed the Spirit of Radio…
No funeral for a friend, this time.
@Loco
Touche, pussycat!
Goldenfoxx
From what I understand Elton John is extremely personable. We grew up listening to his most awesome music. Back in the day there was a movie, Aloha Bobbie and Rose that personified his artistry for me. And then we find out he’s gay. I dunno. Those were some good memories.
Elton Barr
“Back in the day there was a movie, Aloha Bobbie and Rose…”
I really like that movie. I remember, as a young kid (8 yrs old), being at the drive-in and the trailer for Aloha came on. I vividly remembered “Bennie and the Jets” playing in the background and it haunted me for years…what the hell was the movie title? Being a kid I didn’t pay attention to the name of the movie. Finally, 40 + years later, thanks to YT, I clicked on the trailer and a flood of memories came back. Now it’s in my dvd collection.
I rambled enough. It never bothered me that Elton was gay…his songs and musicianship were always top notch and that’s all that mattered to me. I just hate when they push the political bullshit like he has in the past few years. World is too divided to ever be like it was during the best years of my life.
š¶Iām still not standingā¦š¶
E-coli of the throat will make you pass out and fall!
why do you front a picture of Bill Barr, did Elton kill himself?
Talk about dopplegangers….
Bill Barr photo for EJ is by far the best joke of the year.
Hmmm ….guess there’s no hospitals in Nice.