England To Open the World’s First Vagina Museum

61 Comments on England To Open the World’s First Vagina Museum

1. What a bunch of pussy’s!

2. How can the blind be sure it’s not an aquarium?

3. Don’t get confused and jump in the museum next door.

4. The price of admission: dinner and a movie

5. Oh for fuck sake BFH give us something nice for the New Year.

6. I’m in.

7. Bad_Brad, the Liberace museum?

8. It’ll cost you to come in, and cost you even more to leave.

9. “The often lame attempts at humor have thankfully served to strengthen the movement to see Schechter’s vision fulfilled. Many of the jokes are “funny until you realize the point is that vaginas are bad, which is pretty horrible,” she observed.”

   What The Heck?

   I spent 9 months trying to get out of one and the rest of my life trying to get back in. Who thinks they’re bad?

10. WILL AN OBAMA EXHIBIT BE INCLUDED??

11. MJA
    I thought it was the Rock Hudson museum. I know for a fact the Timex Museum is down the street. Takes a licken and keeps on ticken.

12. They can’t get the Clinton to stop touching the ‘art’.

13. Brad- The ticking may be from a suspicious muslim package.

14. Be careful not to enter through the back door.

15. “muslim package”

    No, that’s the museum down the street that covers the love life of goats. LOL

16. If I visit, do I have to wear a body-bag, or just lube up?

17. The cafeteria menu includes bearded clams.

18. And fish tacos.

19. I can see the advertisements now.

    Open for business, slide on in.
    or
    You ain’t seen nothin tell you’ve seen our muffins.

20. yeah, it’s all fun & games until they let some prick in

21. Vagina’s are a lovely thing. I’ve been dedicated to the study of such for more than four decades now. Their very best aspect, is that they are attached to a woman. And that right there is marvelous.

    I love these things. They have provided me with endless hours of enjoyment, discovery, and if I investigate properly twitching, heaving, spasming acknowledgements I’m doing that right.

    One of them gave me a daughter. I was there for the conception and later for the delivery. Got to help raise that kid.

    Top that shit, I dare you.

22. … & in Chicago they’re planning the Mangina Museum … better known as the Barack Obama Library

23. They can’t get Biden to leave.

24. @Lowell ~ can’t eat at a better place than the ‘Y’

    … in the infamous words of the King of Sexual Misconduct, Cad Clinton, “I just popped my head in to say ‘Hello’ “.

25. I’ve heard they accept donations of that jelly from Kentucky

26. You can go in, but after you are finished, you have to call the next day.

27. Better snatch your tickets before they dry up.

28. Now now now….. don’t be making fun of what you love so much.

29. Love the “Uterus” gang sign LOL

30. I hear they make their own bread.

31. Don’t forget to visit the gift shop just off the lobbia.

32. “The first time I went in I got my ears pulled”….

    “It’s NOT true that you can hear the ocean”

33. Strange architecture, they replaced all the doorknobs with strings.

34. Please put a cell phones on vibrate.

35. Which Clinton could not resist touching the art?

36. “Dinner and a movie?…..I got Cool Hand Luke, some fancy crackers with Provolone and Prosciutto “…..

37. Just how many can you fit in there?

38. I’m in! And out. And in. And out. And in….

39. If it’s my first visit does that make me a virgin??

40. I’m guessing it’s closed once a month….(for 5 days), for cleaning.

41. It’s a vagina museum? So there are going to be ancient vagina’s on display then? Oh, that’s educational. I always wondered what Cleopatra’s vagina was like. Now I can see for myself. This is awesome news.

42. The museum will be closed once a month for 5 days…

    …to perform a giant douche.

43. Their customer cervix department reports they’ll have
    a bang-up party at the fall openin’ next October.

44. Not bragging or anything, but I had sloppy 1000ths.

45. Admission blowout!
    No payments for 9 months!

46. Oh, so they shut down the sex robot show for fear of muslim rage, but the Museum of Snatcheral History is just fine? Good luck with that.

47. I recommend this one. The museum next door is shitty.

48. Went to a museum just like this one in France, was on Penicillin for like 2 weeks!

49. Finally…A museum I’d like to enter, many times.
    And it’s nice and warm inside.
    Can’t get enough.

50. Let me guess, it’s funded by the government.

51. Gee Wally, whut are the hours?

    Just check the legs to see if they’re open Beave…

52. Reminds me of that scene in Patch Adams when the title character is put in charge of “decorating” for visiting gynecologists.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ87hBFrS_I

    …

53. I don’t even want to know what the gift shop carries.

54. What’s that smell?
    I’d sure like to get to the bottom of this!

    Heh heh heh … see what I dun their?

55. What’s the point?

56. Ha!
    Under 7?

    Book me a flight!

57. I love that fresh, new aroma …

    No hair around the entrance!

58. You stupid infidels!

    The goat has no need of a vagina!
    He is the perfect … uhh … the profit spoke of the perfect love …

59. They were going to call it the Pussy Museum, but unfortunately, that name was already copyrighted by the Obama Library.

60. willysgoatgruff – but you can smell the ocean……

61. I went in for only 5 minutes, pulled out.

    Now I can’t stop itching!