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A kind of Olympics for athletes who are doping—today announced the date and venue for its first competition: May 21-24, 2026, at Resorts World Las Vegas.
Athletes competing in the event will be allowed to take performance-enhancing drugs like testosterone and anabolic steroids that are usually banned from elite competition, provided they are legal, prescribed by a doctor, and taken at safe levels.
The inaugural Enhanced Games will have three main sports: swimming (50m and 100m freestyle, and 50m and 100m butterfly), track (100m sprint, 110m/100m hurdles, and 60m dash), and weightlifting (snatch, clean and jerk). Rather than splitting men and women into different categories, athletes will be categorized based on their chromosomes: There will be an XX and an XY category for each event. More
I like this idea, especially the XX/XY chromosome classes.
Taco Hell, Jack in the box and Doritos will be the main sponsors.
Doctor prescribed safe levels. From doctors who pushed the jab?
Uncle Al – Enhanced Gender Games…
Tranny games. Problem solved. Sure, nobody will watch, sponsor, etc but at least girls and women will be safe.
If every event was somehow boxing, MMA or otherwise the opponents beating the living tar out of each other mercilessly, I’d be glued to the set and I bet the venues would sell out. – Dr. Tar
“Rather than splitting men and women into different categories, athletes will be categorized based on their chromosomes: There will be an XX and an XY category for each event.”
That *IS* splitting men and women into different categories.
SNL covered this 30+ years ago. 🙂
https://youtu.be/jAdG-iTilWU?si=IBNKb1OrCDbabyHW
Left Coast Dan, I remember that skit. I laughed as much now as I did then!
LCD, that was very Monty Pythonesque.
Are you telling me, that the woman breakdancer at the last Olympics wasn’t on drugs?
I remember reporters asking a certain ethnic athlete about accusations of him being on steroids … he said “I din’t take no stereos”
Edit: Back in the 80s I remember reporters…
I want to see a 30’ pole vault, full contact basketball, a two-ton bench press and 200mph fast ball. If you say you dont, youre lying