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Entitlement Doesn’t Get Funnier Than This

Thursday, 23 March 2023, 10:00 BFH Uncategorized 41

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  9. “Does anybody have a sexist movie recommendation?”

    Yeah, any of a couple hundred movies where the 110lb female hero is kicking everyone’s ass in fights, it doesn’t get more mind-numbingly sexist than that.

    She is probably fun on dates,”Yes, miss, I will have the burger, medium rare, and for my date, just bring her some oats and put it in a feed bag, thank you.”

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  10. I looked up “Hot Girl Bummer”, thinking it was a video game or something.

    Do you realize it’s supposed to be music?

    They apparently call anything with a ton of cussing in it a “song” these days.

    …If you look it up, its very NSFW.

    Its about a guy who thinks he’s too big for a condom and wants to pork emo chicks, while not drinking and doing drugs.

    …you can see why this would appeal to her…

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  12. Thank You Mr. Big!

    Scanning the websites this AM without finding anything that wasn’t Debbie Downer only to come here and feel better about things. I guess it doesn’t take much to make me smile these days.

    This one will be shared…

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  13. aircubed
    MARCH 23, 2023 AT 10:04 AM
    “Does anybody have a sexist movie recommendation?”

    …”Airplane!” is a nice choice. Everyone in defined gender roles, alpha males, females reacting hornily to alpha males, simulated oral sex, and a hysterical woman getting slapped…and slapped…and slapped…even a White girl professing to like her men Black. All that, and more, can be used for the asking, with a star turn by Leslie Nielsen as a bonus.

    But don’t call him Shirley.

    …so I guess its not trans correct either…

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  15. Aircubed, any Sean Connery James Bond movie.
    Or maybe Animal House.

    This dumbazz seems to think the world should do what she wants but she shouldn’t have to consider anyone else.
    She could leave the room. But dumb people like her wouldn’t think of that.

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  17. And then a memory from an eternity ago…

    I am reminded of an occasion many years ago where a friend came over to the house and was rather quiet and reserved in his demeanor. Watched me as I was working on construction of the seawall from a lawn chair about twenty feet from me splashing in the river. About twenty minutes passed when he broke the silent observation with, “You know a ‘see you next Tuesday’ is… and repeat of that four times. It became known as the “C to the fourth power corollary” to be repeated numerous times over the years as he was speaking of one of his daughters.

    Miss that man and was lead off batter at his memorial service about seventeen years ago…

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  19. That’s rich! “So,now I can’t live here any more!” Why is that honey? Grandpa got fed up with you? I hope he told you not to expect any inheritance. That’s how grandma rolled, the ones who thought they were entitled, got nothing. BTW, learn to be a guest and not a PITA, but that’s going to take some really hard knocks for you to understand.

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  20. What’s grandpa going to do now with all the leftover grocery money now that Ms. Chum Lee isn’t feeding at the trough anymore? Maybe a trip to Hawaii? Buy a new Corvette?

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  23. I know the Twitter handle is a satire (Faushay/Fauci), I wonder whether the video is.
    But considering her appearance I’d say it’s likely real.
    Amazon Women on the Moon another fun flick from the ZAZ/Kentucky Fried Theater troupe. Also quite R-rated in parts.

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  28. Likely, good Grandpa took in this castoff POS because:
    -it’s parents are deceased,
    -it’s parents FAILED because they are worthless,
    -it’s parents threw in the towel because fatso REFUSES to learn.

    Triple points for Grandpa:
    1. He did the right thing to take her in his house
    2. He tried to teach her the right values
    3. He threw her out, reinforcing the lessons.

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  33. I’ll do what I want” meets “Oh, and now I can’t live here”

    The Immutable Law of Unintended Consequences meets FAFO.
    Have fun trying to live out on the mean streets, ’cause as far as I can tell, you ain’t got no talent to where someone would want to hire you or take you in.
    “Bless Your Heart” (yes. I went there)

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  37. A fat, ignorant narcissist gets a lesson in civility.
    Keep preachin, sistah!

    Hope she doesn’t run into a guy named Ahab …

    mortem tyrannis
    izlamo delenda est …

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  38. All that leftover grocery money will go to paying an increased heating bill since that big, fat furnace waddled out the door… but whut the hey, summer’s right around the corner and who wants to have to cool down Jaba the Kunt!

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