A woman who served as one of Jeffrey Epstein’s personal masseuses testified the accused sex trafficker needed to have multiple orgasms a day, according to court records unsealed Friday.
Johanna Sjoberg testified during a 2016 deposition that she was a college student in her early 20s when Epstein’s alleged madam, Ghislaine Maxwell, approached her in 2001 at Palm Beach Atlantic College and recruited her to serve as Epstein’s personal assistant.
But Sjoberg’s job answering Epstein’s phones lasted for only one day. Sjoberg said the next day Maxwell offered her $100 an hour to come to Epstein’s house to rub feet. When Sjoberg arrived, she said another woman Maxwell described as “her slave” took her to Epstein’s bathroom so they could both give him a massage.
“She took off her clothes, got on the table, and then he was showing me moves that he liked,” Sjoberg testified. “And then I took my clothes off. They asked me to get on the table so I could feel it. Then they both massaged me.”
Sjoberg testified that Epstein once told her he received so many massages multiple times a day from different women to satisfy his “biological” need to orgasm.
“He explained to me that, in his opinion, he needed to have three orgasms a day,” Sjoberg said. “It was biological, like eating.”
Pretty soon I expect to hear Hollywood call for the addition of satyriasis to the list of govt-protected disabilities.
Bill Clinton calls that a Tuesday…
That’s it, only 3??? What was wrong with him???
Sources say he was paranoid of his balls exploding without thrice daily depressurization. I tried a version of that on Mrs. All Too Much. Didn’t work.
3 a day would beat the shit out of eating Cheerios 3 times a day…..I did this research when I was 14. I couldn’t publish the paper because it had turned into cardboard….
Just exactly where does one find these gullible women? Asking for a friend.
needing it & getting it are 2 different things …
right guys?
Just 3, I thought he was supposed to be some sort of stud?
God gave him 3 hands.
@All Too Much: A friend of mine tried to tell his wife he had to have sex every day or else he could develop DSO*. Didn’t work either.
(* – Deadly Sperm Overload)
😉
Epstein needs three bullets to the back of the head, and only on one day.
Three times a day huh? Splains what was going on in the White House for 8 years. Kinda looks like Big Mike wasn’t up to the job. Is that a correct assumption male and female members of the MSM??
Does he have a star on the Hollywood Whack off Fame?
So do I. Got to go, nature calls.
maybe this is where AlGore was getting his ‘2nd Chakra’ off …
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2010/06/gore-pleaded-with-masseuse-to-release-his-second-chakra/
Break it down now,,,
Jo han na S job erg.
After reading her resume, thinks Epstein’s defense will be Dyslexia and believing the Clinton’s are scholars.
Not that this makes much sense, however, he’s either gonna get off or most seriously Clinton-ed.
Ha! Mrs. M had sex with me three times, and we got FOUR kids out of it (one set of twins)! 😳
So who’s jerkin’ him off three times a day these days?
Bubba?
The Claw of Bluegrass
AUGUST 9, 2019 AT 9:19 PM
“Just exactly where does one find these gullible women? Asking for a friend.”
…well, I’ve heard tell that – when you’re a BILLIONAIRE – that you can grab them right by the pu…
Perry: you beat me to it.
Q: what does Bill Clinton call a hooker winy nose?
A: Full!
That’s a good month for me!
Bubba and his other prison buds will see to his needs now.
A shop hammer to the nuts would cure that.
Mop boy!
Not anymore.
Sucker jumped off his bunk tied to a short sheet.
Or something.