Santa Claus, according to morons at the University of Minnesota, is a breach of the establishment clause.
Meanwhile, Satan Claus wold be perfectly acceptable.
Red and Green Colors ‘Not Appropriate’ During the Holiday Season, University Says
University of Minnesota officials recently distributed documents to employees and student-workers advising them to keep “inappropriate religious celebrations” out of public spaces.
The document, titled “Religious Diversity and the Holidays,” encouraged recipients “to recognize the holidays in ways that are respectful of the diversity of the University community.” It listed several specific examples of “religious iconography” the university says are inappropriate for display.
“In general, the following are not appropriate for gatherings and displays at this time of year since they typically represent specific religious iconography:
Santa Claus, Angels, Christmas trees, Star of Bethlehem, Dreidels, Nativity scene, Bows/wrapped gifts, Menorah, Bells, Doves, Red and Green or Blue and White/Silver decoration themes (red and green are representative of the Christian tradition as blue and white/silver are for Jewish Hanukkah that is also celebrated at this time of year).”
They left out red stars, sickles an hammers?
I guess that would leave out the baby Jesus who is the only and main reason we celebrate Christmas in the first place. Merry Christmas to everyone but these grinches and killjoys and idiots at the University of Minnesota. And I guess that all the other alternatives to Santa Claus out there would all be subordinate clauses.
Once again,”the religion of pieces”, Islam, is not prohibited. Dhimmi loyalty on parade.
I think the communists have taken over education in the US. Time to take it back anyway we can.
I’m sure they called Sukagoat University in Tehran, to be certain that Ramadan was also being Cancelled on Campus !
If at the next staff meeting someone went Virginia Tech on these Ebeneezers I wonder if I would start singing “Joy To The World?”
🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻
The document should labeled and called for what it is….
A Fataw. Issued by the Supreme Cleric of the Univ of Minnesota.
No mention of the entirely made-up mish-mash holiday (aka Kwanzaa) … that had a short run!
The only thing Minnesota is allowed to celebrate is Festivus !
Perhaps they need to check their “Sanity Clause”…
They need to strip off their gender defining clothes in the cold and scream that everything offends them including that patriarchal symbol of fire for warmth…
So I take it that these deep thinkers will be toiling through the Christmas break.
And turning down the presents.
Still waiting for “the diverse” to show a little respect for our standards, customs & traditions.
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especially when the host is picking up the tab.
I hope Establishment Claus brings all the good boys and girls(and the other 26 genders) everything they wish for this year.
“Respect the diversity” = Christians deserve no respect, and are not part of diversity.
Only left-wing people need to be satisfied, no one else.
OK – here we go again.
Outline – exactly – precisely – how Santa Claus “establishes” a State Religion.
Where ALL are compelled to “worship” and to whom ALL must pay taxes (or tithes) and how if one doesn’t believe in Santa one is unemployable.
Can’t do it? Then Fuck Off, Eat Shit, and Die.
izlamo delenda est …
So, who the F cares what they think? I mean, what are the ramifications if you just simply ignore the “officials”?
“Bill, you’re wearing a sweater with Santa on it and novelty Santa socks. Didn’t you get the memo?”
“Yup, I got it all right. Thanks.”
And just leave it at that. Dare the asshats to take it up a notch.
New hat idea – ‘Jesus Is the Reason For the Season MAGA!’
UM, um….
It’s like there’s always a story about just how stupid Minnisotans are. I wonder whether during the first euro immigrations to America were occuring the northern euro countries gathered up all the simpletons, slow-wits, mentally handicapped and just plain dumb citizens, crammed them onto boats to the new world where their confederates located them all to Minnisota where they’d be out of sight, out of mind.
`We are at the point where a degree from most colleges on a resume’ serves as a warning and not an enhancement.
All in protest of losing that douchey pantsload Franken. No joy for anyone then!
“I see a red door and I want to Paint It Black”
– Stones
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg
I have no use for those academic morons. So glad I graduated in a sane time when professors taught the subjects and “social justice” was unknown.
This is good for us old farts when we’re job hunting. Instead of being age-discriminated, we’ll be welcomed by employers desperate for non-SpecialSnowflakes™
Yay!