Hilarious. But being we’re boycotting that shithole, parents get a break.
30
sounds, looks and probably smells like florida disney, california disney isn’t that humid looking. have been to both but will not be going to either ever again. there’s no return on this investment.
17
Never been, never wanted to go, now never will.
9
Went to Disney in California 58 years ago . Do not remember a thing about it.
5
“Nobody goes there anymore; it’s too crowded.”
(dead white dude)
izlamo delenda est …
10
Ever been to Celebration? Town outside of Florida Disney that should give any American the shivers.
Perfect planning and kool aide lifestyle for those drones who work at Disney. Drove into once and left screaming about the future eutopia the left has in store for us.
7
Stay focused.
Going to Disney or giving $ to any Disney subsidiary
= giving money to people who plan on your demographic disappearance and who promote child molestation.
18
You schedule THAT trip, for when Mecum Auctions or a gun show are in town. THAT way, DAD has something to “DO!” 😎
6
Overheard from a frazzled soccer mom to her brood at Disney Orlando – ‘Smile, goddamnit. We’re making happy memories here’.
14
So many lines form National Lampoon’s Vacation are going through my head now.
4
I remember a world where we went to Disneyland when we were bored. and if you already had a ticket book, it cost $5 to get in. When my son was 4 it still only cost $100 for a season pass.
Lol, I still have a ticket book!
9
Two summers ago at Disney World, guess what my Petey B rode to infinity and beyond right after we got off of Toy Story? Right again all you hater potaters who didn’t vote for Biden…my Petey B rode my unbleached elastic starfish!
1
No. That happened after we exited the Hat Dance at Knott’s Berry Farm.
Almost every parent. Where are the Main Street brawlers?
4
Waiting for Disneycorp to sponsor a polar bear hunt. You know they want to.
2
not enough diversity….
apparently blacks are smarter than whites, they don’t blow the wad at disney…
all that disney wokeness and yet no POS, oops I meant POC, are in the park.
I always thought mickey mouse was black?
Mickey: “I didn’t say minnie was insane, I said she was f’n goofy”
5
The E ticket rides!
I got lost at Disneyland when I was about 8, in the crowd during Main Street Parade. I sorted it out.
5
No one is smiling in my pictures from Disney World in 1976. Kids should be a minimum of 15 years old if you feel you must go there for some reason.
3
Don’t miss the boat ride on Covid Lagoon with an ice-cold Corona cocktail (not the beer) in your unwashed hand.
Good times.
2
The death march to the parking lot after the fireworks.
And staying after the fireworks for that last ride is like catching the last helicopter out of Saigon. People throwing elbows and lying their asses off to break in line. Hard pass.
No good options late except a park bench in the dark waiting for the fantasyland antifa surge to ebb.
6
The video right after that Disney video was funny as well:
“…All my home schooled kids wanna do is go to the Hall of Presidents…” :>O
Have a great day!
5
Funny!
Went years ago. Off season so no lines.
Before pc culture invaded.
We drove through Celebration right after it was built and all we could think of was Stepford Wives.
Although now there are some restaurants and bars that are pretty good and non Celebration residents go to.
2
If you’re a parent with kids screaming to go to RatWorld Orlando, do yourself a favor and take ’em to Gatorland in Sanford instead. Trust me on this one.
Your chirrens will remember Gatorland for the rest of their lives and reminisce fondly about it at family gatherings forever after. Best of all, it will cost you maybe $200 bucks max instead of RatWorld’s wallet-sucking, retirement-ruining exorbitant prices.
Screw Disney! They are far left Progressive Socialist virtue signaling Korporate Amerika wokester assholes!
6
Even Walt wouldn’t go there today if he could.
6
I never knew of the town Celebration and checked out the pics. Looks like a fancy version of something dreamed up by the Kremlin.
Hilarious. But being we’re boycotting that shithole, parents get a break.
sounds, looks and probably smells like florida disney, california disney isn’t that humid looking. have been to both but will not be going to either ever again. there’s no return on this investment.
Never been, never wanted to go, now never will.
Went to Disney in California 58 years ago . Do not remember a thing about it.
“Nobody goes there anymore; it’s too crowded.”
(dead white dude)
izlamo delenda est …
Ever been to Celebration? Town outside of Florida Disney that should give any American the shivers.
Perfect planning and kool aide lifestyle for those drones who work at Disney. Drove into once and left screaming about the future eutopia the left has in store for us.
Stay focused.
Going to Disney or giving $ to any Disney subsidiary
= giving money to people who plan on your demographic disappearance and who promote child molestation.
You schedule THAT trip, for when Mecum Auctions or a gun show are in town. THAT way, DAD has something to “DO!” 😎
Overheard from a frazzled soccer mom to her brood at Disney Orlando – ‘Smile, goddamnit. We’re making happy memories here’.
So many lines form National Lampoon’s Vacation are going through my head now.
I remember a world where we went to Disneyland when we were bored. and if you already had a ticket book, it cost $5 to get in. When my son was 4 it still only cost $100 for a season pass.
Lol, I still have a ticket book!
Two summers ago at Disney World, guess what my Petey B rode to infinity and beyond right after we got off of Toy Story? Right again all you hater potaters who didn’t vote for Biden…my Petey B rode my unbleached elastic starfish!
No. That happened after we exited the Hat Dance at Knott’s Berry Farm.
Almost every parent. Where are the Main Street brawlers?
Waiting for Disneycorp to sponsor a polar bear hunt. You know they want to.
not enough diversity….
apparently blacks are smarter than whites, they don’t blow the wad at disney…
all that disney wokeness and yet no POS, oops I meant POC, are in the park.
I always thought mickey mouse was black?
Mickey: “I didn’t say minnie was insane, I said she was f’n goofy”
The E ticket rides!
I got lost at Disneyland when I was about 8, in the crowd during Main Street Parade. I sorted it out.
No one is smiling in my pictures from Disney World in 1976. Kids should be a minimum of 15 years old if you feel you must go there for some reason.
Don’t miss the boat ride on Covid Lagoon with an ice-cold Corona cocktail (not the beer) in your unwashed hand.
Good times.
The death march to the parking lot after the fireworks.
And staying after the fireworks for that last ride is like catching the last helicopter out of Saigon. People throwing elbows and lying their asses off to break in line. Hard pass.
No good options late except a park bench in the dark waiting for the fantasyland antifa surge to ebb.
The video right after that Disney video was funny as well:
Rich people dealing with Covid. Darn true!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Et0PubgzLk
Thanks MJA!
Within ten seconds of that vid I was cracking up…
“…All my home schooled kids wanna do is go to the Hall of Presidents…” :>O
Have a great day!
Funny!
Went years ago. Off season so no lines.
Before pc culture invaded.
We drove through Celebration right after it was built and all we could think of was Stepford Wives.
Although now there are some restaurants and bars that are pretty good and non Celebration residents go to.
If you’re a parent with kids screaming to go to RatWorld Orlando, do yourself a favor and take ’em to Gatorland in Sanford instead. Trust me on this one.
Your chirrens will remember Gatorland for the rest of their lives and reminisce fondly about it at family gatherings forever after. Best of all, it will cost you maybe $200 bucks max instead of RatWorld’s wallet-sucking, retirement-ruining exorbitant prices.
Screw Disney! They are far left Progressive Socialist virtue signaling Korporate Amerika wokester assholes!
Even Walt wouldn’t go there today if he could.
I never knew of the town Celebration and checked out the pics. Looks like a fancy version of something dreamed up by the Kremlin.
Commieland.