College Basketball Star Says His ‘Balls Exploded’ Suddenly
A Clemson college basketball player shared some gruesome details regarding his recent unexpectant injury.
Clemson basketball player Brevin Galloway took to Instagram and shared that his ‘balls and nut sack exploded.’
According to Galloway, the injury occurred shortly after he took a nap.
“So this morning, I went to lift. I came back, I took a nap. I woke up from my nap, my balls and my nut sack were exploded,” Galloway said
After the injury, Galloway immediately received surgery to reduce the size of his testicles.
ht/ jerry manderin
MAH DIK!
Mmmmmmmmm …
I’d like to see THAT!
Can I kiss em and make em better?
Omitted from the story was 285 lb Marsha, his baby momma, who was riding him six ways to Sunday before his unfortunate accident.
no more highballs for you
Actually, injuries like that garners more sympathy than someone who got injured from a warp speed jab. I’m curious to know how his love life will be in the future, and if he would share that with us. I’ll be waiting. 🙂
Pfizer Nuts?
Which was worse, exploded nutsack or ball reduction surgery? Fortunately I have no idea what either one entails.
I had this hernia that made some fluid path into my nutz, and they swole up something awful before I got the belly semi-fixed. It’s sincerely not very pleasant and even this kinda douchy jock has my sympathy, or at least empathy…
NUTS, that’s gotta hurt.
That’s his story and he’s sticking to it.
Great.
Just before supper super diner dinner?
Take it up with Gates & Fister CEO Bourla the “VOXXINE” experts. Looks like the new mix is Trying to reduce the population before conception.
VOXXINE – That’s the way Bourla pronounces it. All Fucked up.
“Balls and nut sack”. Must be a Pre-Med student.
TMI.
Thank goodness the 16th booster kept him from spreading or getting covid at the ball sack reattachment center. Those rayciss.
It would have been much worse if he hadn’t gotten the vax & ten boosters.
^^^^^
By the way, I’m not a real doctor, but I play one on IOTW.
Untreated Clap… No news there
“Exploded suddenly”
I thought that was perfectly normal just before a climax.
… Well I’m upper-upper class high society
God’s gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I’ve got
The biggest balls of all
… I’ve got big balls
I’ve got big balls
They’re such big balls
And they’re dirty big balls
And he’s got big balls
And she’s got big balls
(But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all)
… And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I’ve got
Great balls of fire
… I’ve got big balls
Oh, I’ve got big balls
And they’re such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he’s got big balls
And she’s got big balls
(But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all)
… Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they’re held for pleasure
They’re the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It’s my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night (oh)
… We’ve got big balls
We’ve got big balls
We’ve got big balls
Dirty big balls
He’s got big balls
She’s got big balls
(But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all)
… And I’m just itching to tell you about them (we’ve got big balls)
(We’ve got big balls) Oh, we had such wonderful fun (we’ve got big balls)
Seafood cocktail, crabs (we’ve got big balls)
Crayfish (but we’ve got the biggest balls of them all)
Workin’ on the railroad
Sleepin’ on the ground
Eatin’ saltine crackers
Ten cents a pound
Big Ball’s in Cowtown
We’ll all go down
Big Ball’s in Cowtown
We’ll dance around
(Ehhhh, come in momma, the hog’s done got me)
I’ll go to Cowtown
I’ll dance around
Board up your windows
The big boy’s in town
Big Ball’s in Cowtown
We’ll all go down
Big Ball’s in Cowtown
We’ll dance around
Put on your new shoes
Put on your gown
Shake off them sad blues
The Big Ball’s in town
Big Ball’s in Cowtown
We’ll all go down
Big Ball’s in Cowtown
We’ll dance around
(Come on Ricky, fiddle down)
Everybody’s smilin’
You can’t find a frown
(Ah)
The girls are all happy
Cause the Big Ball’s in town
(That’s right)
Big Ball’s in Cowtown
We’ll all go down
Big Ball’s in Cowtown
Yeah, yeah Big Ball’s in town
There’s not really any blowing involved in a blow job. Just sayen.
As a man, all I can say about that is
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Doesn’t take long for the stupid to show up here does it?