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“Exploded Suddenly”

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College Basketball Star Says His ‘Balls Exploded’ Suddenly

A Clemson college basketball player shared some gruesome details regarding his recent unexpectant injury.

Clemson basketball player Brevin Galloway took to Instagram and shared that his ‘balls and nut sack exploded.’

According to Galloway, the injury occurred shortly after he took a nap.

“So this morning, I went to lift. I came back, I took a nap. I woke up from my nap, my balls and my nut sack were exploded,” Galloway said

After the injury, Galloway immediately received surgery to reduce the size of his testicles.

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25 Comments on “Exploded Suddenly”

  1. Actually, injuries like that garners more sympathy than someone who got injured from a warp speed jab. I’m curious to know how his love life will be in the future, and if he would share that with us. I’ll be waiting. 🙂

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  2. I had this hernia that made some fluid path into my nutz, and they swole up something awful before I got the belly semi-fixed. It’s sincerely not very pleasant and even this kinda douchy jock has my sympathy, or at least empathy…

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  3. Take it up with Gates & Fister CEO Bourla the “VOXXINE” experts. Looks like the new mix is Trying to reduce the population before conception.

    VOXXINE – That’s the way Bourla pronounces it. All Fucked up.

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  4. … Well I’m upper-upper class high society
    God’s gift to ballroom notoriety
    And I always fill my ballroom
    The event is never small
    The social pages say I’ve got
    The biggest balls of all
    … I’ve got big balls
    I’ve got big balls
    They’re such big balls
    And they’re dirty big balls
    And he’s got big balls
    And she’s got big balls
    (But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all)
    … And my balls are always bouncing
    My ballroom always full
    And everybody comes and comes again
    If your name is on the guest list
    No one can take you higher
    Everybody says I’ve got
    Great balls of fire
    … I’ve got big balls
    Oh, I’ve got big balls
    And they’re such big balls
    Dirty big balls
    And he’s got big balls
    And she’s got big balls
    (But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all)
    … Some balls are held for charity
    And some for fancy dress
    But when they’re held for pleasure
    They’re the balls that I like best
    My balls are always bouncing
    To the left and to the right
    It’s my belief that my big balls
    Should be held every night (oh)
    … We’ve got big balls
    We’ve got big balls
    We’ve got big balls
    Dirty big balls
    He’s got big balls
    She’s got big balls
    (But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all)
    … And I’m just itching to tell you about them (we’ve got big balls)
    (We’ve got big balls) Oh, we had such wonderful fun (we’ve got big balls)
    Seafood cocktail, crabs (we’ve got big balls)
    Crayfish (but we’ve got the biggest balls of them all)

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  5. Workin’ on the railroad
    Sleepin’ on the ground
    Eatin’ saltine crackers
    Ten cents a pound
    Big Ball’s in Cowtown
    We’ll all go down
    Big Ball’s in Cowtown
    We’ll dance around
    (Ehhhh, come in momma, the hog’s done got me)
    I’ll go to Cowtown
    I’ll dance around
    Board up your windows
    The big boy’s in town
    Big Ball’s in Cowtown
    We’ll all go down
    Big Ball’s in Cowtown
    We’ll dance around
    Put on your new shoes
    Put on your gown
    Shake off them sad blues
    The Big Ball’s in town
    Big Ball’s in Cowtown
    We’ll all go down
    Big Ball’s in Cowtown
    We’ll dance around
    (Come on Ricky, fiddle down)
    Everybody’s smilin’
    You can’t find a frown
    (Ah)
    The girls are all happy
    Cause the Big Ball’s in town
    (That’s right)
    Big Ball’s in Cowtown
    We’ll all go down
    Big Ball’s in Cowtown
    Yeah, yeah Big Ball’s in town

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