For the third week now I pulled out a paper mask while approaching the Walmart door sentry and faked like I was putting it on, then put it back in my pocket upon entering the store. Nobody said “Boo!” about it, even as I started singing one of my favorite work songs to the overhead PA systems as I worked the aisles, “I had a dream there were clouds in my coffee, clouds in my coffee and..”
I feel compelled now as much as ever before to show my fellow citizens in town the Face of Freedom and I’ll hang my hat on this article from “The Federalist” for my act of sheeple rebellion. Here
A friend of mine last week was in a store and some “Karen” lady started to harangue her that she was in line too close to her.
My friend looked at her in the eyes and said just two words;
STAY HOME.
The woman was dumbfounded and walked away.
Masks are for brigands, freebooters and cutthroats. I don’t use them.
A friendly thank you for the concern about my safety, but I don’t use em. The guy or gal at the door usually says: OK, have a good day. I don’t have any problem with them doing their job, or they with me going about my business. Two have caused me to just turn around and take my business elsewhere, and that is their prerogative. Not bad for six months of mask bullshit. I will not ever be back though. One of them I did thousands of dollars in business with every year.
Yep. As much fun as I have had with my ‘This mask is as useless as our Governor’ mask, it’s time to ditch it.
I equally miss the smiles of pretty young girls and the grins of toothless old drunks. Fuck this shit. I’ll take America, warts, dangers and all, than living in a leftist dictatorship.
It’s time to say hell no to this mask bullshit.
It’s the autumn/ early winter weather we’ve been having here the last two weeks. My glasses fog terribly coming in out of the cold and wearing a paper mask just makes it worse. I can’t go around the store with fogged glasses and maintain safe distances. – Dr. Tar
1. F wallmart. Haven’t been in a wallmart in 4 maybe 5 years. I’m still alive.
2. A mask-wearing Karen said to me “Where’s your mask?” I told her “The CDC has given us conficting guidance on mask’s value for preventing flu in the last 18 months. She retorted, “what do THEY know?” Mask morons gonna be.
3. I asked a mask-wearing bank teller, “Does your mask fog up your glasses?” “Yes!” she replied. I asked her “Do you think the air that is fogging up your glasses is filtered?” She replied, “What do you mean?” I didn’t think my question was all that complicated. WTF??
Doing my part. Fighting back.
PHenry, you are absolutely right, plus we are missing a lot regarding communications, body english, etc.
This has been a huge FAIL.
My “just say no” strategy has worked well except at Menards, I made it in the exit door and was past the cash registers when some masked 18 year old employee stops me, he says, “you must wear a mask in this store” I say “No”. Four times we both say the same thing,I notice the fifty other employees and customers are all wearing masks and staring at me, because of the masks I can’t tell if they are smiling or getting ready to attack me. I turned around and left. I suppose I should have said No another ten times and stuck around for the cops to show up, but……might have to change strategy. btw, “just say no” works at Home Depot, local grocery, auto parts stores, and we do have a city wide mask mandate.
I was in Costco and a woman came up and said: where is your mask? I said: I don’t use em. I swear to God, she stood there looking like I had busted her in the head with a skillet.
Another time a guy came up to me in the parking lot and asked me about not wearing a mask. I said: I don’t use em. He said: Just like that, you don’t use em. Yup, just like that.
He told me his wife was having a kitten with a wire tail over me not wearing a mask and he said he told her to tend to her own knitting.
Make people think that you might be the guy who makes face masks out of real faces.
The Ed Gein thread is my inspiration.
JDHasty
I had quite the confrontation,which I reported here. This works well. Tell them to wear two. And then they don’t need to worry.
I have paisley undies from college that are too tight on my adult butt, but are the perfect size for a mask. I look out the leg holes and revel in the shocked looks I get at Dead, Bath & Beyond Hope and at Trader Joe’s.
I hate those stores and just go in to piss off everyone.
I ask for stuff I know they don’t carry any more… Blue Cheese Mustard at Trader Joe’s and Vornado Infrared Heaters at BB&B. 🙂
my respiratory system ….. my choice
Wife called this afternoon. She took her Toyota Rav 4 to the dealer to get a free car wash and just as she pulled off the road on to their property, one of their employees t-boned her in a brand new Tacoma truck. I showed up and spent the next two hours getting things straightened out with the general manager. I never had a mask on and nobody said a thing.
I want to go shopping with Ann Thracts….I’ll wear my toilet rug thingy that looks like a festive lumberjack beard…..
ftm
“I happily shit directly into my Fruit O’ the Looms as I was leaving the house this morning. You can likely catch a whiff if you’re within thirty feet, but at least you won’t slip on my turd. We’re all in this together, see how much I care?”
Usually shuts ’em up.
Ahh, the toilet rug thingy is probably mold, I’d leave it lay.
I go for long daily walks around the hood and nearby forest preserve with my dog. Today I witnessed: 1) someone across the street walking alone with a mask and blue disposable gloves on, 2) as a cyclist approached me he pulled his mask over his face, 3) a lone lady walking the opposite direction of me in the forest preserve put her mask on as she approached and removed it after passing me, and 4) a lone black dude (with a mask on) got really big eyes as I got closer. My pitbull looked at him and he jumped up in the air, screamed and ran 50 yards away in 2 seconds flat then proceeded to yell at me, “does he bite?”
The world has gone batshit crazy. Do people think the coof just magically forms an infecting cloud around them? Don’t they understand that a paper/cloth mask does not and has never protected anyone from any virus ever? smh.
It’s like a vintage “Twilight Zone” episode or “Body Snatcher” material. Tucker was talking about a new Michael Bay film, “Songbird” where COVID has mutated to become more lethal. A lot of people are not entertained by the notion. – Dr. Tar
I am sorry, after the crap this evening in MN Trump rally, I have got to the point where I will be telling people that disease is nature’s way of culling the weak from the herd.
I’ve had it. So many so ignorant… As I wished a Happy Hallowe’en and nice weekend to my last customers this evening, one turned back to me and said “Stay safe! When Trump loses on Tuesday, the white supremacists will be rioting.”
I visited our local Wally Mart over the past 4 or 5 weeks and had no problem NOT wearing a mask.
Only 2 days ago, (after Queen Katy Brown Kunt), decided in her all knowing scientific knowledge to extend the mask wearing for an additional TWO more months), upon entering the Wally Mart, I was immediately intercepted by Wal-Mart Karen and TOLD that I had to wear a mask or leave….I said, you guys allow all these assholes to bring their dogs into the store while traversing the isles and all the food but you require ME to wear a mask??
She said, yes.
I looked at the wife as she handed me the keys to the car, she knows my stance on this bullshit, as I turned to leave, Karen was attempting to hand me a mask….I simply said, Fuck It to Karen then I left the store.
LOL Butterknife….I described my toilet rug thingy, not yours….yours is the one with yellow dribbles that go for about 3 inches north…..Why do you want to start?…..
A kid told me today at HEB that i needed a mask to enter the store. I told him “no I don’t.” He said “it’s our policy.” I said “Oh really!?! Have you read your store policy? Because I have! And it is not the policy OF YOUR EMPLOYER, to force me to wear a mask. Have you read the governors order??? Because I have!!!“
I’m telling you, there needs to be a price to be paid by companies that don’t respect our liberty. 🖕🤬🖕
Willy, I gotta be honest with you. First of all I’m just concerned for your welfare. But, I’ve never heard of a toilet rug. And it doesn’t sound sanitary. Where do you put a toilet rug? Is this unique to double wides?
I have been seeing fewer and fewer non-maskers in these parts. Even the “mandatory” parts. People are tired of it. And the maskers aren’t saying shit… maybe they don’t want asswhippings, or worse, a .45 discharged in the face.
I don’t even carry a .45 in public. They don’t have to worry about that from me.
LOL Butterknife. It’s nice to know that you now respond to Butterknife…..Jesus (HEYSUS not Dr. Seuss) Christo your sad…. Once again…WHY DO YOU WANT TO START UP SHIT?….You won Butterknife. I don’t have much desire to comment anymore, But I will forever be a reader because this is the finest (almost perfect) website on the internet. You’re ignorance and bravado……aw never mind…..see ya Butterknife…..
Yikes
I was called Jacknife because I wrecked the piss out of telephone trucks.
Butterknife? Brad is no butterknife.
Cut the crap. It’s the 30th of October.
The hell do you people live? No one wears a mask where I live.
Cept’ old OLD people.
No one gives a fudge.
Hey Erik….ask Butterknife why he quit commenting here after he insulted the shit out of MJA….She screen captured most of the shit he talked about….After that I don’t know what happened, but he didn’t comment for awhile and then commented under Anonymous and Lunatic Fringe. He was also going to quit commenting another time, fuck who knows?…..He is truly a Butterknife. It fits….Ask him Erik or better yet can Butterknife explain why he insulted MJA and why he quit and then resumed commenting…..It’s kinda like asking Biden about fracking or Hunter…..YIKES!
Wow dude. Why you getting all pissy with me? I’ve even offered to send you money so you could rent some poor guys movie instead of ripping him off. Who else has offered to do that for you? You just don’t know who your real friends are.
Tested the waters tonight.
Walgreen’s, OK without mask.
Discount Liquor, OK. Without masks
‘’Novelty shop” (don’t ask /don’t’ tell) / you can’t come in f0r that $3 purchase without a mask!!!
F.U. I’ll take my tiny sale elsewhere tomorrow when I’m out and about
Strange Times, I ended up with my right hand choking out a leftist who e]was defending partisan birth abortions at 8 months tonight, a very unusual evening.
It’s a simple question Joe/Bad-Brad/Brad/anonymous/lunatic fringe/ Butterknife…..”What did you say to insult MJA? What did you decide to do when thinking you might be banned?….Why did you decide to ban yourself?…..Why did you start to comment again under different names?….why did you finally comment under your previous fake name?….Why did you change your name from Bad_Brad to Brad?…..OK, there’s many questions, take off your boots so you can count that high…..LOL….I really thought I was gonna comment less, but this is ridiculous and makes my frogs giggle……LOL…..
I TOLD YOU BUTTERKNIFE, THAT I WANT TO COMMENT LESS and all you do is throw lollypops over the middle of the plate at 65 mph with nary a motion nor a breeze….try a rescue club…..
Butterknife. I implicated 7 sports in my rant. Can you name 4?…..nun of ems is wrastlin…. Sorry, two coyotes hunting my dog yard and I’m kind of lit up tonight…..
Wow, I had no idea I consumed this much of your miserable life. Kinda strange really.
LOLOLOL….Butterknife…..you certainly don’t……lol…still glad you respond to Butterknife…Try it in a mirror, it will grow on you…..answer the questions about insulting MJA….or fracking, or Hunter……back to coyote hunting. Did you know that coyote calls sound just like Edith Piaf?….I think I’ll be done with Edith by 3 am….
Female coyotes in heat calls sound more like Chrissie Hyde…..
the absolute BEST response to the whole mask-o-shame mandates I have seen yet was posted on the door to my favorite gun shop and it read:
” in keeping with the local mask-diktat handed down by our demented governor, we ask our patrons to remain 6 feet apart, thank you”
nobody in the store wore a mask, behind the counter as well and not one karen in sight!
The last time I wore a mask was in fifth grade when I was trick or treating. Haven’t worn one since, and I’m sure as hell not wearing one now.
I always wear a mask.
Yeah. Me too.
It seems to me that they made me wear one almost 40 years ago when my eldest was born….. I have been thwarted with my Zorro mask as the new signs specifically state “…covering the mouth and nose” I still don’t wear one but I do read the signs.
I prefer to wear my red bandana over a friggin mask. I did notice that the Yoke’s grocery store in Post Falls, Idaho where i deliver flowers for the 1st time in a while this week wasn’t so picky about people not wearing masks while shopping. Kootenai County removed the restrictions while the CDA City Council voted to keep them in place. And our fucktard governor Inslee is trying to tell Idaho that they should keep the restrictions in place because Idaho might be spreading the the chink flu across the border into Eastern Washington. If I were Brad Little the governor of Idaho I’d tell Inslee to mind his own damn businessa and go to Hell.
I would really like to see some statistics re who and why wears a mask in places that don’t require them, and even in the parking lots of the places that don’t require them. I mean, there’s only so many octogenarians frightened out of their Depends – what’s with all the young uns?
Maybe the CDC could look into THAT?
I went to a local Best Buy looking for an item, the Door Guard asked me if I had a mask? I replied, “yes”, and continued in (sans mask).
After talking with an employee, and NOT finding what I wanted/needed, a Keeper of Store Policy tracked me down and told me that I needed to put on my mask. I
I told “it”, “you don’t have what I need, I’m leaving anyway, bye.”