Guys, close your eyes on the last tall pole vaulter after the gymnast. Trust me.
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Nice to see a male black post universally appreciated comedy. He did a good job of it.
…you know, the funnest part about “…later, at the hospital” is usually the part where they try to explain how things got where they got.
…also, usual, eh, “impaled object” protocol is that you do *NOT* remove the object on scene, no matter HOW much it pains the victim, as you do NOT know where the end is and it may be the ONLY thing tamponading a major internal bleed.
SOP is to cut it so you can transport (hydraulic bypass cutters properly used will NOT move it while cutting), and transport ASAP, in The LAST guy’s case probably by helicopter to a Level 1 trauma center. Probably on his side too depending on the angle as he likely wont want to lay on his back and you do NOT want to bend his guts around things that do not belong there…
Whenever I see people getting hurt, my knees hurt.
…I like how the gymnast girl, after landing in a heap off the mat, gets up and does her “stuck the landing” pose anyway. THAT girl knows how to rub some dirt on it and move on…
There has to be some peer reviewed sociology study somewhere explaining why, throughout the dawn of time, fat people falling is always funny.
I’m sure if you went back far enough, a treatise explaining the phenomenon written by Plato or Socrates could be found.
The last guy’s name is Polo de Ballzac …
If Joe Biden was into sports.
I would have nailed that pole vault. And that gymnast.
It appears the last guy inadvertently got “gender affirming” surgery.
YIKES!!
Was his name Vlad?
Bet he wishes he used a shorter pole.
I’ll bet he can hit the high notes.