Britain’s most prolific sperm donor, Simon Watson, has gone into business for himself and now offers his “ammo” at £50 a shot on Facebook.
He needs a catchy marketing campaign.
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good gig if you can get, I guess …… “Simon Semen…he’s such a jerk-off”
…as the Brits say, ‘What a wanker’
Close your eyes spread your legs and I will fertilize your eggs.
He looks syphilitic and smarmy.
Jizz Biz
They better let all his kids know who their dad is. 800 is enough for two to actually meet and boink by accident.
He’s the reason Al-Jizzera’s going out of business. Apparently they couldn’t handle the cumpetition.
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I like doing the hard work myself.
I don’t see any hair on the palms of his hands. Think of all the hand cramps from all that jerking off, no thanks. He’s probably the biggest buyer/user of porn in the U.K.
I have to admit, the man’s got spunk.
He needs to offer different levels – such as:
“Semen Recruit”
“Semen Apprentice”
then…
“Rear Admiral Lower Half”
50 English pounds are worth $72 multiplied by 800 = about $57,600 US which is not bad for a job using his hands like he does. I wonder if he’ll ever get carpal tunnel syndrome from all his whacking off.
Watson ! Come here ! In this cup !
Tossed Salad – Creamy Dressing
Sloppy Simon’s
wanker
“Excuse me,” I said to the woman sat in front of me on the bus, “You have some semen on the back of your jacket.”
“I’m sure it’s not semen,” she said, “It’s probably yoghurt.”
“It’s definitely semen,” I said, “I don’t ejaculate yoghurt.”
He looks like BBCs Jimmy Savile.
Captain of his own ship. Otherwise known as a master baiter…
Looks like he out performed Vince Vaughn’s Delivery Man by an additional 267 children. But at least DM was fiction.
He is trying to keep pace with all of Obama’s claimed multitude of din du nuffin sons!
Ugh. Sometimes GOD or the Universe says “NO”. Wouldn’t want my kid to look like him!