Breitbart
Fellow octogenarians sympathetic to President Joe Biden’s reelection gave him unsolicited advice about maintaining an active lifestyle during his unpopular presidency. The advice included more naps, walking more quickly, and relying on people.
Biden, 81, who physically tripped, tumbled, stumbled in office, was recently described as an “elderly man with a poor memory” in a special counsel report on his classified document scandal. More
Drop dead?
Exercise? He don’t need no stinking exercise. According to him he and Dr. J still have an incredible and active sex life.
Start training to be a UFC fighter.
maybe he can take on the winner of the Zuckerberg/Musk UFC match.
How about going over Niagara Falls in a barrel?
There comes a time, Joey, when you have to look in the mirror and ask youself, “Haven’t I had enough of this crap? I’ve stolen pretty much all I can from family and cronies, they’re all filthy rich (and filthy. and rich.) I have a heckuva legacy right now, and, things being how they are, that legacy isn’t likely to get much better, right?”
So, Joey, you do remember where you put that shotgun, right?
Pull a Kurt Kaboom… Pull!
Go into the light.
Go into the dark.
Just go.
Visit a bounce house with all of the walking corpses in Congress.
At this point, locked doors, medication, and even permanent residence in a memory care facility are what are called for…not more naps. This is elder abuse and TREASON.
I would tell Sniffer Joe he could get in great shape by doing the following:
1. Stand in front of a full-length mirror.
2. Think that the image staring back at you is Corn Pop!
3. Start punching yourself in the face
4. Don’t stop until you black out and you’re laying on the floor unconscious.
This is how you Knock Yourself Out, Joe.
Travel.. I suggest the grand canyon. If you get really close to the edge you can see little girls swimming in the river!
The first thing Joe must do is admit he’s an old fartbag, a foul old pervert, has mush for brains, would step in front of a speeding locomotive if the Secret Service wasn’t around, uses little girl’s hair as a snot rag, smells bad, belongs in Bellevue in a straitjacket, and is the laughingstock of the entire universe.
Only then will he be on the road to recovery.
Hey joey, it’s time to retire for the good of the country and so you can enjoy all your ill-gotten gain before it’s too late. And take humper and the rest of your crime family with you.
I hope the cocksucker dies on live TV. He shits himself, his eyes roll back, he screams, and drops stone dead.
Joe, you should come to us for advice.
Erik, that’s a nice sentiment.
POS joey shitpants thinks he’s going to live forever but his medical chart reads “angry, confused male who appears older than his stated age”. Getting closer to the dirt nap by the minute
When yer morning meds exceed five pounds itz time to hang it up!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaannd the noose is free!
He should ask the smartest
person he knows, Hunter,
what he should do. They
could do it together. Jus’ sayin
Just keep the bastard alive until 8PM EST on election day, then he drop dead.