Hillary, yes you wear unflattering pantsuits and have cankles but since you are an empowered woman at least you don’t have to walk around in a cum-stained blue dress.
Michelle, You have good reason to be so angry all the time. A whole country full of people hates your guts. But, it is fun to eat the very cake you forbid the school kids to eat, all alone in those people’s house.
Nancy, you can take great comfort that, although you are bat-shit crazy, you are too stupid to realize it.
Nancy, it doesn’t matter if your skin feels like you have glad wrap stretched around it or if it looks like melted wax…its OK.
You too can feel comfortable, however tight it seems.
Laura only wears loose clothes…
…because after her lesbian 3rd grade public school teacher molested her, she was indoctrinated in the liberal belief that all boys are bad. And even though Laura is 37 now and living alone (after 9 failed lesbian relationships, the last one being a “marriage”) she can’t understand the happiness her normal school friends experience with a male husband and children. She also has an I’m ready for Hillary bumper sticker on her Subaru.
You ignorant slut
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k80nW6AOhTs
I like yours better.
YA THINK
Hillary, yes you wear unflattering pantsuits and have cankles but since you are an empowered woman at least you don’t have to walk around in a cum-stained blue dress.
Michelle, You have good reason to be so angry all the time. A whole country full of people hates your guts. But, it is fun to eat the very cake you forbid the school kids to eat, all alone in those people’s house.
Nancy, you can take great comfort that, although you are bat-shit crazy, you are too stupid to realize it.
Nancy, it doesn’t matter if your skin feels like you have glad wrap stretched around it or if it looks like melted wax…its OK.
You too can feel comfortable, however tight it seems.
…because after her lesbian 3rd grade public school teacher molested her, she was indoctrinated in the liberal belief that all boys are bad. And even though Laura is 37 now and living alone (after 9 failed lesbian relationships, the last one being a “marriage”) she can’t understand the happiness her normal school friends experience with a male husband and children. She also has an I’m ready for Hillary bumper sticker on her Subaru.