At the very least he’s gonna have a really bad haddock.
18 Comments on Fish (Hook) KOs Dude
I have a couple of stories about learning how to fly fish, but nothing even close to this
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RogerF JANUARY 27, 2022 AT 4:05 PM
The ears have it!?
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Anymouse – maybe …
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Can speed or slow the learning curve. Crushing the barbs on the hook makes it easier to remove. Just saying.
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I will just say that I did have a little sympathy with Brendan Fraser in The Mummy sequel 🙂
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There’s a reason the shoot big Halibut in the head before they bring them aboard.
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Look at all those worthless morons tapping on the glass and taking video and not one fucking person gets off their ass and drags him out of the water. We are truly raising an entire generation of worthless fucktards.
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Despite no air bubbles escaping his face, I would hasten to retrieve him from the water.
I don’t care of it’s an act.
If it is an act, punching him afterwards would probably be forgiven by a jury of your peers.
When will people ever learn that tapping on the glass is a big no no!
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How serendipitous that a 13-second tik-tok clip can encapsulate all the cultural failings of our future leaders, the Gen Z’ers;
So morally shallow that he will indulge in dangerous behavior to gain acceptance and validation for his peers.
Unaware of external risks and hazards in the real world, he thinks he is either special or bulletproof.
Lacking even rudimentary levels of cognition, he can’t wear a maks properly.
When confronted with a medical emergency, his buddy pounds on the glass like that will somehow revive him, the old pre-Cardiol thump on the glass, works every time.
And when determined level-headed action is required for the safety of others, we hear,”Somebody get him”, somebody, anybody but me, after all, I just got my hair done.
Once num-nuts dries himself off, a lawsuit will be in the works. That aquarium did not have sufficiently high enough guardrails for restraining the perpetually stupid.
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I saw that clip a couple of weeks ago and he didn’t get knocked out…he was faking it. The clip was cut in half.
I have a couple of stories about learning how to fly fish, but nothing even close to this
RogerF JANUARY 27, 2022 AT 4:05 PM
The ears have it!?
Anymouse – maybe …
Can speed or slow the learning curve. Crushing the barbs on the hook makes it easier to remove. Just saying.
I will just say that I did have a little sympathy with Brendan Fraser in The Mummy sequel 🙂
There’s a reason the shoot big Halibut in the head before they bring them aboard.
Look at all those worthless morons tapping on the glass and taking video and not one fucking person gets off their ass and drags him out of the water. We are truly raising an entire generation of worthless fucktards.
Despite no air bubbles escaping his face, I would hasten to retrieve him from the water.
I don’t care of it’s an act.
If it is an act, punching him afterwards would probably be forgiven by a jury of your peers.
But ,at least he’s alive either way.
Obligatory Kip Adotta Wet Dream song:
https://youtu.be/6l1GvDWtccI
When will people ever learn that tapping on the glass is a big no no!
How serendipitous that a 13-second tik-tok clip can encapsulate all the cultural failings of our future leaders, the Gen Z’ers;
So morally shallow that he will indulge in dangerous behavior to gain acceptance and validation for his peers.
Unaware of external risks and hazards in the real world, he thinks he is either special or bulletproof.
Lacking even rudimentary levels of cognition, he can’t wear a maks properly.
When confronted with a medical emergency, his buddy pounds on the glass like that will somehow revive him, the old pre-Cardiol thump on the glass, works every time.
And when determined level-headed action is required for the safety of others, we hear,”Somebody get him”, somebody, anybody but me, after all, I just got my hair done.
Once num-nuts dries himself off, a lawsuit will be in the works. That aquarium did not have sufficiently high enough guardrails for restraining the perpetually stupid.
I saw that clip a couple of weeks ago and he didn’t get knocked out…he was faking it. The clip was cut in half.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iyHa1H0Q3E
Next thing you know, he’ll be trying to put his lips to a trouser trout.
the leading candidate for this years Darwin award ( but it’s still eary)
Fucking idiot
Maybe he was just having a WET DREAM while thinking about the Gulf Stream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI
Those fish are used to being feed just like that…
But with a gloved hand.
Hey RICK & his crazy looking blue hound are back!
Bet he likes fish dicks.