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Fish Lips Hoolihan

You know, normally I wouldn’t say a thing about someone’s looks. And it is a phenomenon that, for me, women get more and less attractive based on their political ideology (or if they smoke.)

Loretta Swit, however, is asking for it. She is in that nitwitted “celebrity” video we posted before where they beg the electoral college to not cast their vote for Trump.

Sorry Hot Lips Fish Lips, anyone that makes a decision to do what you’ve done to your face, with the collagen and the desperate attempt to look like you’re not 79 years-old,  has been disqualified to make any other decisions on “my behalf.”

Yes, what you’ve done is THAT silly and ridiculous.

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There’s nothing wrong with trying to make yourself look nice, but trying to retain your former look, with the blonde hair and the bangs, when you’re 79 years old, just makes you look like something bad happened to your former self.

I don’t think Marlo Thomas is dumb enough to wear her iconic hairstyle now – is she?

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Well, it looks like my day is ruined.

Now I have to do a bunch more celebrities in their iconic look, but with the face they now have.

 

26 Comments on Fish Lips Hoolihan

  1. There’s no fool like an old fool.

    It’s a shame to trot out these old fucks for this socialist shilling, but it’s a greater shame for the old fuck who thinks itself still relevant.

    When somebody asks you to do something stupid and undignified – just say “No!”

    izlamo delenda est …

  2. Who the fuck were those ugly ass libtards that made the video pleading that the electors change their votes? Only one I recognized was Sheen and this cat woman knock-off formerly known as Loretta. Smug elitist liberal fuckwits.

  3. As a kid, I always wondered why they called her hot lips. I wondered why they couldn’t get someone actually worthy of the title. She looked like a bossy liberal to me back then, so it’s no surprise to see her washed up face grace this dog turd.

  4. I agree that for the most part this kind of insult is usually below the belt, but the author said the same thing right up front, and explained that it’s not the fact that they’ve aged, but the fact that they are going too far to pretend they haven’t, which isn’t in itself isn’t insulting, I don’t think. In particular, the woman whom the article focuses on made herself ugly by being a condescending libturd.
    That said, people shouldn’t be so hard on the other ladies (unless they too are browbeating electors to violate the electoral process or doing something comparatively libtarded), since there is a natural bias against aging that is blown to unnatural proportions in Hollyweird (and yes, it disproportionately affects women. Too bad ageism and ageism against women in particular is a real thing that people should be more aware of, but feminists would prefer to make up crap to agitate over because, bottom line, there’s probably not a viable way to extort money/gain power from the issue as it exists.)

  5. When I saw Loritta Sweat and the other hollywierd faggots, morons, and washed up has beens (making a commercial to try to convince the Electors not to vote Trump) and I saw her face with that mouth that looks like it sucked the chrome off a ton of trailer hitches, I thought I was gonna puke!

  6. 10 years ago, my wife was at the Dulles Expo Center for a Gem & Jewelry Show. I stayed home – was asleep on the couch – NASCAR does that to me – Anyway, my wife ends up at Loretta’s booth – turns out she sells a line of jewelry – or did – I don’t keep up on her enterprise. My wife calls me, to tell me this stunning turn of events. I was a bit cross with her, but the call ended well. Loretta then pestered my to buy some jewelry – overpriced, my wife observed. To get away, my wife said that her husband (me) wouldn’t allow it. Loretta grabbed the phone out of my wife’s hand, hit redial and the next thing you know, my phone’s ringing. I answered and get this shrieking Harpy on the other ended saying, “why don’t you let your wife buy jewelry?”. I said “who is this?”, she said, “Loretta Swit, you know, Hot Lips”. I told her to go fuck herself and hung up.

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