It’s a jungle out there!
NYP: When Florida police officer Alfredo Vargas responded to a call about an alligator blocking a resident’s front door, he decided he wasn’t going to wait a half-hour for a trapper to show up. Since he had experience wrestling gators, he decided to use his skills to get the beast under control and then return it to the wild.
Gator meat is pretty good. I bet he took it home…
True story –
About 20 years ago a grandma in Sebring got suspicious when her grandchildren asked for some food scraps to feed the “monster” under her front porch. She found an alligator hiding there that was big enough to eat both of the kids.
My, oh my, but Florida is surely an interesting place to live!
Well done, Officer Vargas. Too bad you weren’t in Port Charlotte a few days ago. You maybe could have helped prevent that poor guy having his toes eaten by a gator there. You would have told that homeless bum it was a bad, bad idea to bathe in the retention pond.
If Obama had a son……….no, the gator.
I Have a Much Bigger Fear of Gators than I do Sharks , Maybe it’s that I’ve Dealt with Sharks before and Not Gators !!! They Seem Kinda Smart, like the Want to Be Clever while Eating You !
Geez, and we bitch about the raccoons….
Poison in the very air we breathe
You know what’s in the water you drink
Well I do, it’s a-ma-zing
Big thumbs-up to the cop.
⛔ Florida is a living, breathing SHIT HOLE. ⛔
⛔ High crime
⛔ Horrible weather
⛔ Giant spiders, snakes, gators
⛔ Sharks, jellyfish, sting rays
⛔ ARROGANT employers / rich people
⛔ Too many drugs
⛔ Despicably poor / desperate areas
⛔ “Gay Day” at Disney. Every seen 1000 of horny weirdos running around everywhere? Yecch!
⛔ Spring Break hedonism. –Stay home and guzzle beer!
⛔ If you don’t have to go to Florida, I highly recommend you don’t.
Twelve gauge. Barbecue. Shovel. Shutup.
Super Patriot. Your brain is a shithole. What fucking kingdom do you live in? Horrible weather? I guess you’ve never lived in a snowbelt, desert or tornado alley, huh? Meh.. 90 degree temps, ample sun and some of the nicest beaches in the world. Who the hell wants that? Well.. I do! And drugs? Have you been to NH or any fucking other of the 48 states? Pretty sure it’s a national problem. Oh and let’s not get into the hot chicks in bikinis. Gross, am I right? And spiders? Lol. Ever run into a bear? Gay day? You mean like the Macy’s Thanksgiving day parade?
I can think of worse places to live. Now go back to Detroilet. And take your stupid post with you.
Lot’s of hostility here tonight. Pardon me while I call my therapist.
What kind of “super patriot” irrationally pigeon-holes one state and pisses all over it?
Anonymous
Are you fucking kidding me? I’m from California.
California isnt a shithole.. it’s just full of loonie lefties. But if you think it’s a shithole.. then move. Where would you go? Which state doesn’t qualify as having “shitty” weather, gays, pests, dangerous wild animals, drugs, poor areas, etc? Give me a break. Maybe you should you try another country?
Labeling the ENTIRE state of Florida a “shithole” is stupid.. and kind of fucking “arrogant”.. the same type hypocrite super patriot was just chastising. So I said so. And no, I wasn’t kidding.
“California isnt a shithole.. it’s just full of loonie lefties. But if you think it’s a shithole.. then move.”
What have I typed that would lead you to believe I think California is a shit hole?
I’m not really interested in playing semantics, but I’ll just say that you didn’t have to type the word shithole (while somewhat defending patriots post) for me to know that you’re apparently ok with pissing all over your.. what, gem of a state? Precious??
“Are you fucking kidding me? I’m from California”
What else am I to presume other than your disdain? Don’t answer that. Like I said. I’m not really interested, no offense.
Navigator
Notice the quotation marks. I’m assuming I copied and pasted that from your comment. I have no argument with you. This is stupid.
BB,
My apologies. Being up until 2:00 am on the shithole of the east coast (sarc).. I misunderstood your comment. You’re right. This is stupid.
Well I’ll be darned – stupid IS curable!
But you guys are a special case, so I shouldn’t be all that surprised.
this is the second time in a month a damned alligator has gone to the front door of somebody’s house in Fla. The last person who got a gator visit was our friend Oleg Atbashian, founder of ThePeoplesCube.