Daily News: They put the sex in sexagenarian — and cops put them in jail.
A 60-year-old Florida man and his 70-year-old girlfriend were arrested for having public sex in Clearwater, Fla. last week. The al fresco moment between Susan Roscillo and Robert Kellogg played out in front of a 12-year-old child, according to a Pinellas County arrest affidavit filed Thursday. The presence of a kid led to both silver foxes being charged with felony lewd and lascivious exhibition. — Stop here if you don’t want the details. LOL!
Holy shit…..I’ll never get THAT image out of my mind.
Whew! When I first read it I thought it said they were having sex in front of a “mirror.”
He should be arrested for having sex with her period. Did they arrest his seeing eye dog for incompetence also?
A 12-year-old child you say?
They say love is blind…
Bill Clinton “I’d hit that! Oh come to think of it, I already have.”
Hey it is Florida man and Florida woman in their natural habitat!
homeless?
I guess the old saying “get a room” will not apply here.
I’ve got an old baseball glove that needs oiling. Thanks for the reminder.
That old goat is hot !
Florida man, Florida woman,Florida animal.
Now Florida couple.
Sure, have sex in front of ONE minor an it’s a crime…have sex in front of a whole classroom of minors and it’s called sex education.
“The graphic report stated that Roscillo, who has a cherry tattoo on her left ankle, was massaging Kellogg in an erotic fashion and that they had intercourse too.”
“Kellogg confessed to the dirty deed, according to cops, who described his septuagenarian partner as “extremely uncooperative” as she “continued to scream” she wanted a lawyer.”
She was “massaging him in an erotic fashion”, but she was “uncooperative”??? What, she wasn’t massaging fast enough for him?
Probably some of those yankee homeless transplants what’s his name shipped off.
I was told years ago to never drink the water in the Tampa Bay area. Having worked with quite a few people from the area in the past, I now know why.