FOX: A man says he will do whatever it takes to keep his pet alligator after Florida wildlife officials told him it was too big to roam in his garden.
Retired fire fighter David Van Buren has looked after the 13ft male, named Gwendolyn, for 47 years.
The creature, whose favorite treats include pizza and cookies, has been with him since he was a boy.
He even took him to college.
It is not the first time Mr Van Buren, who lives in Coconut Grove, has faced a battle to keep his pet.
What a croc of crap!
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Gwen probably also likes dogs, cats, and the occasional person as a treat.
Moron.
Everything was fine, until, one day Mr Van Buren didn’t answer his door. . . . .
Maybe the Alligator is keeping Mr. Van Buran as a pet (and future snack)!
And how many Florida residents, that are equally ineligible to vote, but are statistically more likely to kill Mr. Van Buren’s neighbors, have Mr. Van Buren’s Professional Betters taken off Florida’s streets?