Florida Man Game

27 Comments on Florida Man Game

1. “Florida man accused of taking meat-stuffed pants off during fight.”

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2. All I got was a reference to an episode of Davy Crockett.
   Indian fighter. I remember being born during that episode and screaming’KILL THE BLOODY SAVAGES’.

   OK. Maybe not.

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3. There is a website titled “The Florida Man Times”:
   http://thefloridamantimes.com/january-14/
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4. I got:
   “Homeless Florida man calls cops after people he paid for sex don’t show”

   Nice. . .

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5. Man Claims He Was Trying To Catch Kitten When He Trashed House

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6. “Florida Man wrestles 300 pound non-binary person in a kiddie pool filled with peanut butter”

   Oh, wait. That was my last birthday party. We had to be creative during the lockdowns.

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7. Wait, did they have credit cards in 1942?

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8. A Florida man was given a ticket for eating pancakes at the intersection of Memorial Boulevard and Brunnell Parkway.

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9. Man kills grandmother in nudist colony.

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10. Mines a good one.
    https://mynbc15.com/news/local/florida-man-breaks-into-restaurant-strips-naked-eats-noodles-plays-bongos

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11. The sickest Florida man of them all ALMOST BECAME GOVERNOR!

    Police Release Sickening Photos, Video of Andrew Gillum’s Hotel Room Scene, Drugs, Feces, Vomit:
    https://gellerreport.com/2020/04/police-release-sickening-photos-video-of-andrew-gillums-hotel-room-scene-drugs-feces-vomit-etc.html/

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12. “Suspect uses vacuum to decapitate man in Kissimmee, police say.”

    I won! hahaha

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13. Mine is Florida Man Worried about vampires burns down his own home

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14. I got some reference to some guy named Ponce de Leon.

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15. A man who claimed he killed a retired police officer because he thought the “A” on the victim’s University of Alabama baseball cap meant he was the Antichrist has been sentenced to death.

    https://www.wsfa.com/story/4354124/florida-man-gets-death-thought-man-wearing-alabama-cap-was-the-antichrist/

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16. Florida Man Fighting For His Life After Chasing Monkey

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17. lol

18. Corky: we have the same birthday!

19. Florida man bites his brother’s penis off when he catches him having sex with his cousin on his favorite Dragon Ball Z blanket.

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20. Looks like my Florida Man was eating pancakes at an intersection.

    Three of us with the same birthday?

21. June 1 — I have a choice.
    1.)Florida man arrested after pelting girlfriend with McDonald’s Sweet and sour packets
    Or 2. Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Woman to Death During foreplay

22. Florida man arrested after complaint of man sniffing feet in library.

23. Florida man involved in DUI golf cart crash claims President Trump drove him to drink, deputies say

24. I had a naked guy running through a restaurant for ramen. Have no idea what that means!!!

    Definitely, God Bless us all!

25. OK someone of yours are better than mine. lol

26. Florida man reelected. Stay tuned.

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27. Florida man bitten in the face by alligator while playing disc golf.

    It happens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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