Florida Man Rapes Olaf in Target – IOTW Report

Florida Man Rapes Olaf in Target

Reports say that Florida Man sexually assaulted two “stuffed animals” in a Target.

Olaf is a snowman from Frozen. He’s not an animal.

TMZ went on to say he then went on to sexually assault a second “stuffed animal.” A unicorn. Unicorns are fictitious. The stuffed unicorn toys aren’t depicting actual animals.

Sigh. Alright!!!!

I can’t deflect any longer. I can’t get away from the fact that Florida Man is everywhere, and he’s coming. Literally.

TMZ-

After consorting with the stuffed animals, Meader, who lives in St. Petersburg, was detained while still inside the store. After being read his rights, Meader reportedly “admitted to doing ‘stupid stuff’ and admitted that he had ‘nutted’ on the Olaf stuffed animal.”

The stuffed items, cops say, were “removed from the store floor” and destroyed.

According to the complaint, Meader’s father told police that “def has a history of this type of behavior.” Court records, however, list no prior criminal cases against Meader.

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FLORIDA has a history of this type of behavior. It’s too damn hot, or something.

ht/ Uncle Al

25 Comments on Florida Man Rapes Olaf in Target

  1. Tim
    OCTOBER 24, 2019 AT 10:21 AM
    ““Clean up on Aisle 6” takes on a whole new meaning! Now you need a HazMat suit.

    izlamo delenda est …”

    …I worked in retail for a bunch of years.

    This ain’t the WORST thing I’ve ever seen.

    …you ever notice how the display toilets in the “plumbing” section are mounted up high, at a slant, so you can’t SIT on them?

    …there’s a REAL good REASON for that…

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  2. Supernightshade,

    I didn’t need to know that.
    I worked in a Mess Hall (Ft. Myers, VA) in my youth and in the House Cafeterias as a Plumber – still try to refrain from restaurants.

    That’s nasty.

    izlamo delenda est …

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  3. Uncle Al,
    Small world ain’t it? I was there a couple of years later – during the riots.
    Dad was stationed at the Pentagon and Andrews (not simultaneously, of course) and we lived in Oxon Hill.

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  4. @geeknerd October 24, 2019 at 4:04 pm

    > The technical name for this fetish pervert is “plushie” because it likes sex with plush stuffed creatures.

    I thought that was a “hetero-normative American”?

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