Reports say that Florida Man sexually assaulted two “stuffed animals” in a Target.
Olaf is a snowman from Frozen. He’s not an animal.
TMZ went on to say he then went on to sexually assault a second “stuffed animal.” A unicorn. Unicorns are fictitious. The stuffed unicorn toys aren’t depicting actual animals.
Sigh. Alright!!!!
I can’t deflect any longer. I can’t get away from the fact that Florida Man is everywhere, and he’s coming. Literally.
After consorting with the stuffed animals, Meader, who lives in St. Petersburg, was detained while still inside the store. After being read his rights, Meader reportedly “admitted to doing ‘stupid stuff’ and admitted that he had ‘nutted’ on the Olaf stuffed animal.”
The stuffed items, cops say, were “removed from the store floor” and destroyed.
According to the complaint, Meader’s father told police that “def has a history of this type of behavior.” Court records, however, list no prior criminal cases against Meader.
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FLORIDA has a history of this type of behavior. It’s too damn hot, or something.
ht/ Uncle Al
Glad that Ted The Talking Teddy Bear wasn’t there
Target to Wal mart, hold my beer.
Sell him to the circus in Vegas.
The eyes below the ears…
Sure sign of a Tard.
Onlookers were apparently too Frozen to do anything….Until He let
it go…
I’m no longer Curious
Did he pay for cleanup?
They make a sweet throuple.
As the man was dragged out, he demanded to be allowed to use the women’s bathroom to “freshen up.” Afraid of being sued, Target management and police complied.
“Clean up on Aisle 6” takes on a whole new meaning! Now you need a HazMat suit.
izlamo delenda est …
All an inbred does is see something as a hole to F**K.
Florida Man: a unique sub specie of Humans.
…well, Elsa’s a lesbian and Anna’s in a relationship with the big blonde guy, so he just went with what was left…
@Anonymous October 24, 2019 at 10:43 am
> Florida Man: a unique sub specie of Humans.
Don’t git out much? Do ya?
Tim
OCTOBER 24, 2019 AT 10:21 AM
““Clean up on Aisle 6” takes on a whole new meaning! Now you need a HazMat suit.
izlamo delenda est …”
…I worked in retail for a bunch of years.
This ain’t the WORST thing I’ve ever seen.
…you ever notice how the display toilets in the “plumbing” section are mounted up high, at a slant, so you can’t SIT on them?
…there’s a REAL good REASON for that…
Supernightshade,
I didn’t need to know that.
I worked in a Mess Hall (Ft. Myers, VA) in my youth and in the House Cafeterias as a Plumber – still try to refrain from restaurants.
That’s nasty.
izlamo delenda est …
I hope they hide the stuffed Santas in December!
Who goes to Target anyway after the unisex bathrooms?
…thank goodness he didn’t assault a Winnie The Pooh, or it’d be all-out war with China by now…
https://nationalpostcom.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/china-winnie-the-pooh.jpg?quality=80&strip=all&w=780
Florida Man – the face and new mascot for the Democrat Party. There’s nothing immoral he won’t do and hasn’t done.
@Tim – Hey! We had the same employer! I worked at the Ft. Myers Gulf filling station in 1965, the summer between junior and senior years at Hammond High School in Alexandria.
With that on his resume, Portland and Seattle are calling. Move West Young Man… and run for City Council. The pay is well into six figures.
Uncle Al,
Small world ain’t it? I was there a couple of years later – during the riots.
Dad was stationed at the Pentagon and Andrews (not simultaneously, of course) and we lived in Oxon Hill.
The technical name for this fetish pervert is “plushie” because it likes sex with plush stuffed creatures.
The stuffed toys are now 50% off.
@geeknerd October 24, 2019 at 4:04 pm
> The technical name for this fetish pervert is “plushie” because it likes sex with plush stuffed creatures.
I thought that was a “hetero-normative American”?