KFI: Cops in Florida had to make a special house call after a man repeatedly called the emergency 911 line to report that his roommate stole his weed.
According to a tweet from the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office, a deputy was dispatched to the man’s house to let him know that his calls weren’t going to get police to investigate the crime.
“All right, so, I just received a call. Guy’s calling in saying his roommate stole his weed, $20, worth, and he’s upset,” Deputy Zalva said in a video posted by the Pasco County Sheriff’s Department. Zalva says the man kept calling 911 trying to get someone to respond to the call, but, instead, Zalva was dispatched to make contact with the suspect to tell him to stop calling the emergency line to report his missing weed. more here
Cop should have investigated the theft. Maybe they are de-criminalizing pot smoking, but larceny is still a crime.
Well?
Hunter tooken some of my weed and .. an … well .. we din’t discus it.
much
Which, I’m assuming, is a testament to what weed can do to your brain.
Might have had better luck calling 420.
Gee, I thought all these low-life pot heads had already moved to Oregon and Washington…who knew?
Are you sure this isn’t an old Cheech and Chong comedy routine?
Some ideas are just to attractive to not be repeated. In 1978 just before I left Honolulu, moving back to the mainland, someone broke in to a guy’s house and stold a bunch of his potted pot plants. He took one of the remaining plants to the Honolulu PD to show an example of the stolen property when reporting the crime. I’m not sure if the crime was investigated, it may well have been, since I think a high percentage of HPD officers also liked smoking their pakalolo. (crazy tobacco).
Who Is the Lolo Who Stole My Pakalolo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS1vBb4AAZQ .
There’s a REASON they call it, “dope.” 🥴
Later on he’ll be flushing it when he goes to take a dump because he was so stoned he forgot he stuffed it down his pants.