The Independent
AFlorida man eating in a diner with his wife recently sneezed so forcefully it caused parts of his intestines to exit his body through a surgical wound, according to researchers.
The case, published in a May 2024 edition of the American Journal of Medical Case Reports, describes the unnamed man as a 63-year-old with a history of prostate cancer.
During treatments for a post-cancer recurrence, he encountered various health complications, and the man underwent a cystectomy, a procedure to remove his urinary bladder, 15 days before the diner incident, leaving him with a healing surgical wound on his abdomen. More
Please tell me this wasn’t at a Waffle House.
“I’ll have whatever he’s not having.”
I tried to write some puns but I rectum.
Cancer so much fun.They gave me a pain killer several times more powerful than NORCO. I’m not shitting. I wasn’t then either. At all.
I have sever hay fever and violent sneezing is something I’m familiar with. Hairline cracks of two ribs. Happened while driving.
Was his name Arius, and was he a heretic?
He busted a gut, but not in a good way. 🤣
He’d be like Snowden in Catch 22 whose guts spilled out.
Ruined our meals? Hell, it rectum?
“Cleanup at table seven!”
Nothing new here. Homos don’t get on a merry-go-round for the same reason.
Was this poor guy related to Mr. Creosote?
Are you kidneying? You have the guts to say that?
All I know is that itz probably a good thing he didn’t shit his guts out!!