FOX:
One Florida man has big plans for President Trump: buy up a whole town and redevelop it into some sort of combination presidential library/hotel/something called a “presidential township.”
The theoretical sale price for the town of Briny Breezes, Florida? Just $1 billion, the Palm Beach Post reported.
Local real estate broker James Arena outlined his vision in a video he posted on Facebook this week, explaining he would pursue the plan if elected mayor of Briny Breezes. He said he wants to “allow the Trump Organization to redevelop this entire town into the first ‘presidential township’ in America, renaming it Trump Town, USA in honor of the greatest president in American history, Donald J. Trump.” MORE
Seems kinda… crazy. lol.
I don’t understand the thought process that went into this, why would anyone want to sell an entire town? Seems strange.
Whatever is the opposite of Trump Derangement Syndrome, this guy has it.
Way overpriced.
They’re already trying to claim Don Jr is involved and it’s more bribery, quid pro quo, collusion, using the Office of the President, BLAH, BLAH, Blah!
Sounds like a big premium for an incorporated town while a greenfield area (later incorporated) would be easier and quicker. My guess is he chooses neither.
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Briny Breezes is a Trailer Park. Prime real estate, maybe, but all trailer houses and boat docks. Population 600. I’d aim a little higher.
An entire town filled with “Florida Man?”
Just go ahead and call it “Fuckupville.”