She could not explain the wet bread in the garbage can of the kitchen.
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GEEZ. ALL THESES HARDCORE CRIMINALS BEING LET GO, BUT SHE’S TOAST
A crusty broad with a wry sense of humor.
She still loves him cause it weren’t the frying pan…
Was the bread in the shape of a gun?
Anonymous
SATURDAY, 20 JANUARY 2024, 12:19 AT 12:19 PM
“Was the bread in the shape of a gun?”
https://www.foxnews.com/us/boy-7-suspended-for-shaping-pastry-into-gun-dad-says
“Following her collar, a judge ordered Neeley to have no contact with the victim and to surrender any firearms, weapons, or ammunition she possessed.”
The report goes on to say that, among other items, she had to give up her explosive yeast, deadly rolling pins, pizza cutters, serrated bread knives and oversized frosting guns. (Oh great. All she can make now is cookies!)
Sensuous is using a slice of bread.
Kinky is using the whole loaf.
Good thing she didn’t have a chicken…
Wow. That’s a tempest in a teapot.
A whole lot of nothing wasting everyone’s time.
This puke called the cops because he got hit with soggy bread?
What kind of guy does that?
If my wife had ever hit me with soggy bread I’da laughed at her.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
Democrats on the Democrat side of St. Pete 🙄
There was no knead for that.
he used to be in the flour of life, but she got tired of that loafer
That happened to Homer Simpson once – he let out the loudest “Dough !!” you ever heard.
She was bread in Old Kentucky…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifFSQB7gQyc
She was mad cuz he just loafed around all day getting baked.
D’oh!
Yeast Bound and Down….
It could’ve been worse; it could’ve been a meat loaf. Or a dried-up old fruitcake used as a doorstop.
“Neeley, a licensed psychiatrist,…”
Need I say more?…
Good thing it wasn’t a day-old baguette.
In New York City, politicians have to pay big bucks for that kind of kinkiness.
^^^^ I’m talking to you, Chuck Schumer!